melterrio

He's 1of 1. This guy is cool and laid-back. He's an handsome and well groomed individual. He's simple yet complex. He's fun to be around and very outgoing. He's compassionate and has a generous spirit.

Hey!!! What's your name? I'm Melterrio. Cool name! Thanks! I'm one of a kind.

by Grindstate July 7, 2024

Meltislive

A male known for getting knocked out.. aka glassjaw of deathhh

I sure hope i dont end up like meltislive

by Slimreaper345 July 29, 2024

melting moment

When you give your partner a blumpkin (which is a blowjob whilst he is taking a dump) and remove it from the toilet to freeze it. Once it is frozen you then use it as a dildo and gradually let the poo melt in your anus so you can proceed to poop out his shit

my girlfriend is so crazy and wants to try do a melting moment with me

by littlemissblumpkin March 6, 2024

Melting

A daily occurrence where two people destined to be together use adorable and loving phrases in an attempt to cause the other to figuratively 'melt' into a puddle of their own feelings.

I can't believe you took the time to make a list of things you wanted to ask me on how my life's going. I'm melting.

by Person #65195848946216458 March 10, 2024

Melted Snowman

The act of rolling your penis into the shape of a ball, then grabbing both testicles, smushing them together, then proceeding to shove it into your partner's mouth, then ejaculating, causing a Melted Snowman.

Dad: Hey kids, do you want to make a melted snowman?

Kids: Yes daddy!

Or

Come here bitch lemme give you a melted snowman!

by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024

Melty Cunt

An individual who is an idiot, retard, weapon, belter, twat, melt and cunt all wrapped into one.

Did you see Sean the other day? What a Melty Cunt!

He was all over every single girl last night, like a serial sex pest, groping and grinding and not getting anywhere with it, felt the pain off every single girl, what a Melty Cunt!

by Curtisa88 October 25, 2024

Melting John

When you are so incredibly desperate to defecate that your anal cavity begins to fill with a hot sensation as if your faeces have liquified in your anus

I'm in need for a melting john like or else I'll bust

by Pdz\ March 13, 2026