march 23

if you're born on march 23rd and you happen to be named Oisin then you're the sexiest mf to have ever set foot on this earth and you will most definitely become rich and famous and everyone likes you and wants to be you.

john: it's march 23rd
oisin: yea ik i was born today
john: and your name is oisin?! damn i'd hit that

by damnhe'sbornmarch23i'dhitthat April 18, 2021

March 23

The day you grab the ass of anyone born on this day
If you are born on this day let you ass be grabbed by your friends (only the ones allowed) whether you are a girl or boy

It's March 23

Grab his / her butt!!

by Dxnxnx January 16, 2020

March 17

Annoy your best friend or sibling

It’s March 17th so I have to annoy my best friend or sibling

by Mlcg1 March 16, 2022

march 5

anniversary day. if your having any type of anniversary on this day it will last. don’t worry if your anniversary is march 5th!

It’s our anniversary, march 5th!

by baebae432 January 24, 2020

march 14

mmmm the baddest bitch was born on this day ngl😏 opppp she kinda thick too ZAMMMMM

omg she born on march 14 🤭HUHHHH

nobody gives a fuck

by gimmmeheadhoee_JPirespectwoman March 12, 2021

March 7th

March 7th.. On this day, Spongebob Squarepants sprung out of bed, running over to his calendar and revealing that on this day was the grand opening for THE KRUSTY KRAB 2!!! Where Mr. Krabs would also assign a new manager!

Spongebob: Today is the big day Gary!
Gary: Meow..
Spongebob: and it’s finally gonna come true!... Today... Sorry about this Calender.
*Spongebob Rips Calender, Revealing March 7th*
Spongebob: Today is the Grand Opening Ceremony for THE KRUSTY KRAB 2!!

by March 7th May 26, 2021

March 7th

National 90s white boy music day

Hey did you hear about March 7th? Yeah yung gravy declared it national 90s white boy music day

by TheMainEvent689 March 08, 2021