lazy programmer

A person who sits at a computer all day, copying and pasting things from the Internet. He works a remote job with a 400k salary but he eats ramen and lives in a crappy apartment with 4 other dudes.

He just sits on his laptop all day, he must a lazy programmer

by programmernerd May 22, 2022

lazy leprechaun

When you are fucking a sexy turnip from the back and you yell "Where's me lucky charms" as you dump you pot of gold on her midget face.

after a night of drinking i decided to give my lady the lazy leprechaun

by Sir Dickcheese December 14, 2017

lazy-ely

The alternate, or next level down, to "leisurely activities". Lazy-ely non-activities.

I'm going to get some sun on this beautiful weekend day, get in some leisurely activities, then go home and do some lazy-ely non-activities like sitting on the couch Netflix'n..

by Inspktr April 13, 2024

Im super lazy

''lazy'' means ''tired to do something'' and also lazy its a noun and its cooler to say lazy because its shorter then ''tired''

Girl 1: Im super lazy to do that!!
Boy 1: Okay then.

by No one did May 23, 2021

Lazy Sunday Fan

A person who considers everyday as Sunday and sits inside in the A/C doing absolutely nothing

Man youre one Lazy Sunday Fan

by BlazedSushi January 04, 2024

Lazy Cassie

This is when someone poops in a urinal.

Let's hurry up and leave, the toilet was broken and I really needed to shit so I had to pull a Lazy Cassie. At least it was mostly liquid.

by SeñorDingDong November 17, 2023

The Lazy Tee Shot

A sex position; the male equivalent of starfishing.

Blade is a lover that won’t get off his back, his favourite position is the lazy tee shot.

by Some jaded lover July 12, 2018