a disgusting fic written about the pairing Dan Howell and Phil Lester.
It involves:
-bathing in excrements
-getting turned on by a kitten
-using kitten excrements for sexual pleasure
-using excrements for sexual pleasure
It sadly does not include something that makes you forget it instantly.
It involves:
-bathing in excrements
-getting turned on by a kitten
-using kitten excrements for sexual pleasure
-using excrements for sexual pleasure
It sadly does not include something that makes you forget it instantly.
by DistractedBandPhan August 17, 2019
a sexual turn-on where one partner pretends to be the sick baby kitten and the other pretends to be the mom who saves the kittens life
sequoia: my husband and i were having some trouble being sexually turned-on by each other..but then we tried the "mama kitten" and now you can barely get us out of bed!
redwood: wow my fiancee and i should try that..
redwood: wow my fiancee and i should try that..
by charlotticka July 31, 2013
Basically a general definition of any strip mall Chinese restaurant fare that is ready in “10 minute” and you question the quality and origin of the “meat” involved.
I ordered General Tso Chicken from Jade Shack but I have a feeling it was actually General Meow’s Kitten because it tasted funny. I swear it had to be walking on 4 legs earlier in the week.
by PuffyRI July 11, 2022
Mikans kitten is so cool
by Nagitoookomaedaaaa January 10, 2022
Get the the tiniest kitten mug.
by SilenceIsGoldenNapalmIsHot March 15, 2021