Tom And Jerry Effect

1. When someone sympathizes with the aggressor in a conflict because that party is getting hurt more, disregarding that they (the "Tom") have actually started the fight by attacking the "Jerry" and therefore deserve what they get.

2. Imposing unreasonably high moral standards on someone defending themselves from a violent attack, often as an excuse to support the attacker.

"Man, I know Carlos was about to beat him up, but that little kid really shouldn't have broken Carlos' nose."
"Dude, Tom and Jerry Effect."
"I guess you're right."

"Damnit, why can't the Israelis just go home to Europe?"
"They've got a right to be there."
"Well then why do they have to kill so many innocent Arabs with such overwhelming force?"
"Because the Arabs attacked them first. Israel is the Jerry and Palestine is the Tom. Get over it."
"Nuh-uh."

by Eli Gottlieb June 27, 2008

squaredancing with jerry bruckheimer

Licking someone else's anus. see also tossed salad

We drank too much. A couple of hours later. His pants were at his ankles and he was humming the theme song to the A Team. I was on my knees, square dancing with jerry bruckheimer.

by the vooch October 18, 2004

Tom Jerry

Tom Jerry, a large stocky, coloured man who can bench press 200kg. He's a huge hit with the ladies due to his enormous penis and girls become enticed by the sight of his thick veiny meat. The first of the Jerry generation.

"Why can't you be more like Tom Jerry?"
"I wish I was Tom jerry"
"woaah check out that guys Tom Jerry!"

by Caetoonman456 August 21, 2011

Ben and Jerry

Is good good meth, dat fire ass shit

P: That nigga got some ben and jerrys, nigga is twacked out his mind

by StreetzBwatchin July 19, 2017

the Jerry Springer

When a person sucks a man's balls and jerks him off at the same time. Resembles the motion of Jerry Springer fans, "Jerry, Jerry, Jerry..."

She totally gave me the Jerry Springer. It was glorious.

by Badkider May 5, 2011

Dr. Jerry Falwell

1. A rather large, pink-faced talking head. 2. Co-Chairman of The Moral Majority 3. A Christian 4. Televangelist

..." and all my friends," remarked Dr. Jerry Falwell during his January Fourteenth, Two Thousand and Seven {program touting the benefits of 'Buy A Jew From Russia And Send Him Home'} Television Infommercial - As Seen On TV/Comcast Cable

by EatMeRaw! December 10, 2008

National be nice to Jerry and Tyler day

August 14 is national be nice to jerry and Tyler day this means the you have to say nice thing all day to your local jerry and Tyler

Emily was being to Tyler and Jerry all day because it national be nice to jerry and Tyler day

by Therealsasuke August 10, 2019