beat it jerry

a phrase used around your parents when you're trying to say "let me fuck your brains out"

p 1 : alright so whaddya wanna do babe
p 2 : let's beat it Jerry
parent : have fun guys!
p 2 : in other words let me fuck you till u cant walk lol CD

by tracerxD June 29, 2019

Jerry Can Test

History: A Jerry Can, is a metal container designed to transport 5.3 gallons of gasoline. These are commonly seen in military movies strapped to jeeps. The "Jerry Can Test" is actually a question: in a crisis situation would you rather have a certain person on your team or a Jerry Can of gasoline? If you would rather trade the person for a Jerry Can then they have failed the test.

I can't think of any reality TV stars that could pass the Jerry Can Test.
Mike Rowe and Chuck Norris ate the only people in Hollywood that could pass the Jerry Can test

by Matthewtake1 July 30, 2021

Dysfunctional Jerry

Orginally came from Jerry's telethon for "special" people. Which always included a retared person coming into view of the camera to get a few more dollars

mother to children misbehaving in backseat, "will you kids shut the #%$@ up, you sound like a bunch of Dysfunctional jerry kids"

by sLuGo September 29, 2005

Jerry King

Such a goddess that people act cute around her in order to speak to her. Is a future K-pop idol, just doesn't know it. Has really cute cheeks, but don't let her cuteness trick you she may be a snacc, but she attacc. Just give her your love and support. Does not like to lend her things!

Oh my god, she's such a Jerry King ( meaning that she's a goddess).

by Bam bam's offspring March 6, 2019

Jerry Chung

An Asian Woman Equivalent of a Mary Sue. Unlike a Mary Sue, These people are real and their either raised by Furious Tiger moms on drugs, Fathers who sell their daughters for money or Think everything is perfect and anyone who disobeys them either become Homeless or Abandoned. Sometimes, These people have self-Esteem issues and call most relatives a jerk but not realizing that Nothing is perfect in the world except them. Usually found in some parts of the western World, Thinking life is not fair or been butthurt by everyone who isn’t Perfect or reasonable. Sometimes, You can find these people selling Houses or even at your own workplace. like SJWs, They’ll cry and become a snowflake even if it’s something They didn’t intent to do! Unlike SJWs, they usually don’t fight back but complain and blame others every single day.

Lady 1: Hey, Anna Have you heard of this New Relator? I heard she one of them!
Anna: Oh, You mean a Jerry Chung! These women are known to be batshit crazy!
Lady 1: Let’s steal her Lunch, and replace it with whole hearty Western food.

*Half an Hour Later*

Asian Woman: *opens Lunch Box* WTF? This isn’t the Thai Food I had this morning. This is bullshit, who the hell Did this.
Anna: Um hey, Since Your new here That lady over there kind stole your lunch.
Lady 1: Oh Shit, well it’s true I’ve been craving Thai Food fo a while. You snooze, you lose bitch.
Asian Woman: You piece of shit, How dare you replace my Lunch like this. Fuck you and Your workplace.
The Boss: Woah, such Profanity.... You Jerry Chung, gtfo of my office and don’t ever come back!

Jerry Chung: Fuck....... Now I’m the bitch to Blame? This is Bullshit!

by Arika Cho cho Butterface June 16, 2019

Jerry Springer Dead At 79

the former Cincinnati mayor and talk show host, died Thursday at his home in the Chicago area after a brief illness, according to his family. He was 79.

Jerry Springer Dead At 79, What?

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023

Jerry Style

When you put cake directly into a glass of milk.

For his birthday, Sami ate his cake Jerry Style

by Kang Curt January 12, 2021