The epitome of not only what it means to be a Jackson but what it is to be a man. To be one with your Moede-ness in a way that a strang could never understand
by Thorpnado October 15, 2023
A selfish human being who wishes to better himself in every way possible. If someone is better than him at something, he has to be better than them because they face a threat to him. He is courageous when comes a times for it, emotionally weak, yet, very capable of taking care of himself and living alone. Loves his girlfriend with all of his heart, no matter how many wrongs she may commit, and would sacrifice everything to make her happy. Thinks of himself as a professional and all work he is involved in should be addressed as 'important business,' and his friends and family as 'associates.'
Jackson Langan cares for those he highly respects, and you would be extremely lucky to win his devotion. He cannot stand most types of people he talks to, but the ones he truly enjoys being around become the only people he wishes to hangout with his entire life.
He addresses everyone on the internet formally when typing, and completes every text with the final touch,
I wish you all a good Christmas, enjoy your holidays,
Sincerely,
Jackson Langan
Jackson Langan cares for those he highly respects, and you would be extremely lucky to win his devotion. He cannot stand most types of people he talks to, but the ones he truly enjoys being around become the only people he wishes to hangout with his entire life.
He addresses everyone on the internet formally when typing, and completes every text with the final touch,
I wish you all a good Christmas, enjoy your holidays,
Sincerely,
Jackson Langan
by ~Ineffable~ December 25, 2017
A strange man who slips his meat into underage little boys and screams boo yeah while he does so. He s wanted for many federal crimes and horrific acts of genocide in bosnia. He also pulls no hoes but he does know some Spanish. Tu mama es mi puta is what he says.
by Rasist] October 24, 2022
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by Mryeahskidoodle June 06, 2019
This tells you all you need to know
If you are walking on the ice cream at 5 ounces per toaster and your bike loses a sock how how many gallons to repaint your hamster?
The answer is a bagel with cream cheese. Because if you square the toaster and subtract the sock from the paint you get a purple umpa lumpa and if you graph that as a palabra and multiply the slope of the tangent line at the highest point by pi you get a creme cheese bagel
If you are walking on the ice cream at 5 ounces per toaster and your bike loses a sock how how many gallons to repaint your hamster?
The answer is a bagel with cream cheese. Because if you square the toaster and subtract the sock from the paint you get a purple umpa lumpa and if you graph that as a palabra and multiply the slope of the tangent line at the highest point by pi you get a creme cheese bagel
Fuck Jackson Math
by JacksonScience October 12, 2021