Wind baby

A fart that resembles the sound of a crying baby

I just wind babied and it smelled like garbage.

The officer thought he heard a crying infant but it was just a wind baby.

by River Stone March 3, 2022

tits to the wind

Drunk, high, or otherwise intoxicated

She can’t drive right now, she’s tits to the wind.

by Jendingo December 4, 2022

Tasmanian Wind Chime

The man stands up on the bed, the woman then stands on a stool or chair and starts sucking the man. The man grabs the woman and kicks out the chair having the woman hanging while sucking the man. Her legs will dangle like a wind chime.

After a couple shots of ropaadope whiskey she let me hit the Tasmanian wind chime last night, I had her singing like a wind chime.

by BC694 February 24, 2025

The Wind Catcher

When you fart into your hand and throw it into someones face forcing them to smell it.

Man my nostrils are burning from the wind catcher.

by tels January 14, 2010

Wind Poisoning

To be set upon with malfeasance from spending time outside in windy conditions leading to excess mutual confusion,general personal disorientation, and temporary insanity.

Poor Milandro, he has a classic case of wind poisoning.

by The Dr. MD. DDS. DRS. May 27, 2018

like the wind

you came here running

Like the wind, you came here running
Take the consequence of living
There's no space, there's no tomorrow
There's no sense, communication

by RandomGuyOnDictionary December 14, 2023

Wind dick

The term used when you get wind burn on your dick from flashing people out of the window of your car

“I heard David got a really bad case of wind dick last time he went to the beach”

by Dick pickle May 26, 2018