When the worst day of someone's life is a normal everyday occurrence for someone else. Often used for either gatekeeping or humour purposes.
1. "The worst day of your life was when you were on a fishing boat during a storm? Here in the navy, we call that 'Tuesday'."
2. "Heh, Super Mario literally sees walking evil mushrooms who will kill him instantly and he's not weirded out by it? I guess seeing all these creatures is just another Tuesday to him."
2. "Heh, Super Mario literally sees walking evil mushrooms who will kill him instantly and he's not weirded out by it? I guess seeing all these creatures is just another Tuesday to him."
by DDeflector January 26, 2022
Nothing special, or in particular, without reason. Tuesday is a day in the week where nothing really happens and to which no particular meaning is tied. When someone does something bc it's a Tuesday, it means it doesn't really have a deeper meaning.
When asking why someone does something seemingly random, which they either do a lot or they themselves don't know why they're doing it;
"idk must be Tuesday"
"Because it's Tuesday I guess?"
"Well it's a Tuesday so..."
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"idk must be Tuesday"
"Because it's Tuesday I guess?"
"Well it's a Tuesday so..."
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by MariTea February 28, 2023
Dude 1: "Bro, Tuesdays are the best!"
Dude 2:"Nah, I think Mondays are the best cause I can make myself suffer in work again"
Dude 2:"Nah, I think Mondays are the best cause I can make myself suffer in work again"
by Home depot worker May 04, 2019
When it’s a Tuesday all the guys get together and take turns pounding each others ass holes.
Extremely rough gay sex takes place on Tuesdays and you’re not gay for doing it cause it’s Tuesday. It’s a safe day for anyone no matter what your beliefs are.
Extremely rough gay sex takes place on Tuesdays and you’re not gay for doing it cause it’s Tuesday. It’s a safe day for anyone no matter what your beliefs are.
Person 1: Yo I can’t wait to get my ass pounded today by a bunch of guys!
Person 2: Yo what the hell? That’s gay!
Person 1: nah it’s Tuesday
Person 2: What makes Tuesday special?
Person 1: It means I got my ass pounded by a bunch of guys and I've had my dick in a lot of guys ass holes today
So basically it's go big or go home
I'm not gonna be a pussy when it comes to taking dick on a Tuesday
Person 2: Yo what the hell? That’s gay!
Person 1: nah it’s Tuesday
Person 2: What makes Tuesday special?
Person 1: It means I got my ass pounded by a bunch of guys and I've had my dick in a lot of guys ass holes today
So basically it's go big or go home
I'm not gonna be a pussy when it comes to taking dick on a Tuesday
by Hey what’s up guys October 11, 2023
Blanche: "You know what they call it when a woman sleeps with two men at the same time?"
Sophia: "You'd call it Tuesday!"
#GoldenGirls
Sophia: "You'd call it Tuesday!"
#GoldenGirls
by Liz8472 February 06, 2018
Tuesday is the day shit gets real and more often than not hilarious events take place. Becoming the most talked about day of the week. Happy Tuesday guys.
Man 1 - why are there only men here, where is his girl ?
Man 2 - it's men's only. She's been sent away for the night.
Man 3 - clapping hands. It's spa night.
Next morning. Girl returns. Finds one sock in the bed which clearly belongs to a male, not her partners.
Man 2 passed out on the couch wakes to a sock hitting him in the face.
Girl 'screaming' - you fucked my boyfriend, or he fucked you.
Guy 2 thinks to himself ...
Only on Tuesdays.
Man 2 - it's men's only. She's been sent away for the night.
Man 3 - clapping hands. It's spa night.
Next morning. Girl returns. Finds one sock in the bed which clearly belongs to a male, not her partners.
Man 2 passed out on the couch wakes to a sock hitting him in the face.
Girl 'screaming' - you fucked my boyfriend, or he fucked you.
Guy 2 thinks to himself ...
Only on Tuesdays.
by victoriabay April 18, 2023