johnny-horned

In a video game, killing oneself with a rocket launcher.

"Did you just die?"
"Yeah, I was too close to the wall and Johnny-horned myself"

by ibmayhem September 3, 2019

Big barrel small horn

Big gut small dick

I have a big barrel small horn

by Tugger69 April 22, 2018

Spunky unicorn horn

Masturbating in subzero temperatures where the ejaculation freezes on discharge forming what looks like a unicorn horn

It was so cold last night when I had some self loving I created a spunky unicorn horn

by Scruffypaws January 4, 2018

hit my horn

Call my phone

Aiight bro, hit my horn later

by DeuceDon October 20, 2017

midnight horn

A midnight horn is when you get horny at midnight. Usually for no reason but,sometimes you were thinking about some one or something appealing.

Last night I had a midnight horn and it was cause, of my boyfriend/girlfriend.

by Midnight horn April 18, 2017

Uni-Shark Horn Sword

The sword that KA_TheLegend uses to fight off monsters, and bad guys. it shoots out rainbows, and its the Uni-Shark's extra horn, that can never break. and its rainbow colored.

You better watch out, KA_TheLegend is using his Uni-Shark Horn Sword!!

by KA_TheLegend April 23, 2017

horn dog

A guy who follows his dick rather than his heart.

He only talks to her because she's thick. What a horn dog.

by Feminazi101 June 6, 2017