trucker handshake

the act of when Dale Holgate decides that he is going to rape a little boy, but since Dale is impotent, he cant get it up and decides to pee into the boys asshole simulating ejaculation.

also, all truckers are gay.

1337mas: "Ms. Stroy, have you ever shaken hands with a trucker,? ya know, its like a formal greeting of sorts.."
Stroy: "well yes i have shaken hands with a trucker."

by ASE June 17, 2004

Eyeball Handshake

Eyeball Handshake - A communication between two individuals where no words are exchanged but a mutual conversation is established using eye contact. This is achieved by movement of the eyeballs in a particular pattern, followed by a significant 'head nod' to symbolize the end of the conversation between one another.

Two guys passing each other in the mall, you don't exchange words but you share eye contact and a conversation in your head, you continue walking and leave it with a head nod. This is an Eyeball Handshake.

by Cartake December 13, 2010

PH handshake

when an individual approaches and shakes the outside of your crotch pants as an indicator she is up for some sexual excitment

Nya approached and gave a PH handshake which told me she was game for more fun and excitement.

by jace141 July 7, 2010

Canadian handshake

A handjob

That asshole in Tim Hortons stole my fucking sandwich, so the lady behind the counter gave me a Canadian handshake.

by Wales420 August 4, 2015

americian handshake

a form of rape. between the same sexes. mainly men

guy 1. "man, i spent the night in prison and got gang raped!"

guy 2. "oh, they gave you the americian handshake!"

by Dave583 January 2, 2008

Kimchi Handshake

(noun) The worse kind of handshake - similar to the jewish handshake but contains the oscillation frequency close to that of the square of the speed of light (shitingly fast). The result of the kimchi handshake is obviously kimchi.

korean dad: "hey ommaa it seems we have very little kimchi left in our storage, could you please make some more?"

korean mom: "certainly! pull your pants down and let me give you the Kimchi Handshake!....dinner will be ready soon!"

3====> onomnomnom....... *kimchi!*

by TheDouche101 May 8, 2011

German Handshake

N - The act of cutting ones penis off with tools such as hands, knives, swords, bows, spears, guns, axes, needles and/or wire.

"well, use it or lose it man."
" ya, i think im gonna have to lose it. just might give it a little snip ya know cut the damn thing right off."
"Oh, get a German Handshake?"

"Dude, she was so pissed at him for eating her cheesecake, she gave him the German Handshake! Just like Lorena Bobbit!"

by G. Feeny May 15, 2006