by theboyk March 31, 2009
by Foliage September 20, 2020
A phrase overly used in Excitement, arrousal, or both.
When used, expect to reminisce childhood memories. Expect to see Santa at the front door with a sack of candy canes. And expect to sit on his lap.
When used, expect to reminisce childhood memories. Expect to see Santa at the front door with a sack of candy canes. And expect to sit on his lap.
“Holy offenhouser”
“You rascal”
“Holy offenhouser you rascal”
“Holy offenhouser you rascal, come sit on Santa’s lap, merry Christmas you rascal”
“Holy offenhouser are you old enough to try this truth syrup wine yet you rascal”
“You rascal”
“Holy offenhouser you rascal”
“Holy offenhouser you rascal, come sit on Santa’s lap, merry Christmas you rascal”
“Holy offenhouser are you old enough to try this truth syrup wine yet you rascal”
by Rascalrascal December 12, 2017
John: Hey Tony how are you?
Tony: John! My cat chester just got ran over by a fucking mime!
John: Holy Horse!
Tony: John! My cat chester just got ran over by a fucking mime!
John: Holy Horse!
by A man wilting November 08, 2009
by Stovetoppppgirl March 25, 2016
Holy shit is used as an exclamation to emphasize (1) utter bewilderment, (2) excitement, or (3) disgust. When used as an independent statement it is used to describe a situation metaphorically as (4) a perfect (holy) shit storm, meaning that a person would have difficulty imagining a way to design a worse circumstance than what has just occurred.
Example 1: "Holy s***! How did that person manage to propel their car onto the roof of that house?"
Example 2: "Holy s***! I can't believe my friends is traveling across the country to visit me!"
Example 3: "Holy S***! This is the worst possible time for my car to break down!"
Example 4: Imagine your car breaking down on a rainy morning before work causing you to use up your last warning leading to the loss of your job. This is the same day that you expected to propose or be proposed to by a person that you are deeply in love with only to find out that they want out of the relationship. They were your ride to your location since your car broke down and now you need space and don't want a ride from them anymore but there is no public transportation available from where you are. So now you are sitting on the curb outside recalling the horrible day outside the establishment where your heart and dreams were crushed. A random jerk drives by splashing you with the cold water left in the gutter from the rain earlier that day. *internal snap* "Holy s***!"
Example 2: "Holy s***! I can't believe my friends is traveling across the country to visit me!"
Example 3: "Holy S***! This is the worst possible time for my car to break down!"
Example 4: Imagine your car breaking down on a rainy morning before work causing you to use up your last warning leading to the loss of your job. This is the same day that you expected to propose or be proposed to by a person that you are deeply in love with only to find out that they want out of the relationship. They were your ride to your location since your car broke down and now you need space and don't want a ride from them anymore but there is no public transportation available from where you are. So now you are sitting on the curb outside recalling the horrible day outside the establishment where your heart and dreams were crushed. A random jerk drives by splashing you with the cold water left in the gutter from the rain earlier that day. *internal snap* "Holy s***!"
by oh BOHICA January 22, 2016
A "holy hug" is what you do when you want to hug someone, but it is inappropriate in your current location.
The way you "holy hug" is: you put your arm around the person's shoulder and pat them on the back.
The way you "holy hug" is: you put your arm around the person's shoulder and pat them on the back.
by Jess805 November 18, 2007