I can't goon

A man pulled up to a drive through with no pants on whilst gooning. (He thought they wouldn't notice because of his tinted windows and the fact his window wasn't lowered all the way. He was put on a video online that went viral. Due to the humiliation and embarrassment he KILLED himself. Tons of the boys protested in support of this man and against this goonicide by going up the drive-thoughs particularly the online he was recorded at and shouting with no pants "I CAN'T GOON!!" The protesters believe that if a man wants to goon in the privacy of his whip then that should be respected.

The phrase "I CANT GOON" is also a nod/reference to George Droid's famous "I CAN'T BREATH!" while in search for fent to power his mk.2 Meta Gates fent reactor. His lack of fent also caused him to power down for good but he wasn't that type of guy. I promise officer.

That man was MURDERED. This is a GOONICIDE!! "I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON!"

by India smells GREAT April 2, 2025

Top goon

Someone that watches too much porn and oversexualizes everything

Person 1: The wind almost blown me away
Person 2: Blown is mainly used to get pleased
Person 1: You’re a top goon fs

by OfficialRN July 15, 2024

we used to goon at ts

we used to goon to this shit (years ago)

yo i used to watch spongebob
nigga we used to goon at ts

by goonername333 May 27, 2025

Goon

Jonathan Greener

Man, do you see that good looking guy? He’s such a goon.

by Baybeeeeee July 31, 2018

Crusty Goon

The aftermath of the goon sessions that particularly last for a long time. Usually applies to longer goon sessions.

My room was such a crusty goon this morning.

by J0LLY July 1, 2024

goon-maxxing

The act of gooning as much as possible to Skibidi Kai Cenat!!~ :blush: :blush:

I was just goon-maxxing to Skibidi Toilet and then Woody walked in and I came everywhere. It was such a mess... Especialyl when my mom thought it was glue and used it to repair her wedding ring.

by HaliPotter October 27, 2024

Mega Goon Licking

Licking that sausage whilst you're beating your shit for so long that you literally get a stomach full of that juicy family jewels sause

Gavin was mega goon licking and he died.

by buildenex July 24, 2024