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I don't give a hoot

not caring, does not matter to you , i could care less, you are beyond it
"Curtis they are leading by 20 points" i don't give a hoot
by caines March 10, 2012
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Give me the rock

A hand gesture, involving the act of two people each making a fist with one hand, extending their arms, and pressing them together, knuckle to knuckle, in a gesture of fraternity and brotherhood.

Afterwards, it may or may not be "blown up" by immediately withdrawing each fist and extending the fingers fully, as if the rock has just exploded. Talented individuals may even attach sound effects to this act of blowing up.
After my cross examination, I returned to my seat and my classmate said "Give me the rock." Doing his due dilligence, he didn't forget to blow it up, and said "Way to go, Perry Mason"
by Brian Spencer December 9, 2008
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y = I don't give a shit

If you use this sentence, it means you hate mathematics like me. This sentence is the ENEMY of all mathematics universe.
Teacher: So have you found the value of "Y" john?
John: Yes miss.
Teacher: Then tell me.
John: y = I don't give a shit
Class: *laugh*
by Iamsomeoneelseasshole May 8, 2010
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I don't give three fucks

When the person in question, does not have the capacity to actually care about what you are saying, but does have bit of intrest. So the amount of fucks given cannot be great.

So they might give two.
Person 1: Do you wanna know about this REALLY funny thing?!

Person 2: I DON'T GIVE THREE FUCKS

Person 1: No, you give two :-)
by theflyingmonkeybannatree October 20, 2009
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Giving A Whale A Tic Tac

A term used when a male is having intercourse with an extremely loose woman. The vagina has been so used, abused, and widened that the act of intercourse is likened to a Tic Tac (Penis) is being thrown into the mouth of a Whale (Vagina)
"Yeah I fucked that prostitute, but it was like Giving A Whale A Tic Tac"
by Bobbycuz May 11, 2006
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Giving Head

Sucking a guy's dick
I was giving head to him all last night so he blew his load on my bush
by Fifty Percent Normal May 28, 2006
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