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jesus fried chicken

its chicken made by the lord. Better than KFC
by amatochayourspaghet May 4, 2018
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Idaho Fried Chicken

Recipe only works with drumsticks. Cover your chicken in egg wash. Shove the drumsticks, one at a time, up your ass as far as they go. Move the stick around to collect enough feces to smother on the chicken (you get the most if you don’t shit for a couple days). Pull it out and repeat with the rest. Smear the shit all over the chicken then toss them in flour, herbs, and spices (your choice). Toss em in the fryer and fry till they’re a nice brown color.

Pairs well with an Idaho Chicken Coop.
Enjoy!
William: Oh man babe, you make the best Idaho Fried Chicken. I’m stuffed.
Kate: Thanks, I’m glad you loved it. Next time I want to try the recipe with turkey.
William: That sounds intense but I’m sure I can take it. Can’t wait!
by 4eyes saves lives December 9, 2020
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Kentucky fried chicken

same in the end Brad Nowell Sublime

track marks abbess IV Drug use tricks up your sleeve

Kentucky fried chicken is all I see
It’s a hellified way to start your day.”
“I light up in the back with those tricks up my sleeve.”

-Brad Nowell from Sublime. (Same in the end lyrics)

Kentucky fried chicken is reference to the IV drug uses footprint. Like track marks or abbesses all up ones sleeve (for discretion) all resemble Kentucky fried chicken to the arm. Abbesses more so but 90s so-cal lingo none the less.
Man Brad woke up screamin about his arm looking like Kentucky fried chicken when he went for his morning shot ..He missed a beast-shot last night and got another fried chicken lookin ass abbess on his arm! Gotta hide those tricks up the sleeve.
by 666evilcock666 February 25, 2020
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Deep Fried Lemonade

The act of ejaculating all over ones self and quickly transitioning into urinating all over ones self. After laying still and not moving, this will solidify over time which can be scrapped off and placed into a small bucket (like getting chicken at KFC) and can be offered as a free meal to an unsuspecting bitch.
That black chick got so excited when I showed her a bucket of KFC. When she realized it was filled with deep fried lemonade immediately got horny and started making out with me after finishing her delicious meal!
by Team Little Jerry Seinfeld September 1, 2009
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fries my ass

the reactive tense of someone/something fucking with you.
"It fried my ass when urban dictionary kept telling me I was fucking up","He fried my ass when we had to stepin fetchit while he was eating the client's money on his own shit","Having to put up with that idiot really fries my ass."
by mr_dog October 11, 2007
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bobbing for french fries

Referring to an individual with horrific facial skin problems.
Ewww.....looks like that guy has been bobbing for french fries (while still being cooked in hot oil).
by Buffy 313 December 1, 2004
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deep fried lobster

When a man and a woman have sex during the woman's menstrual cycle. The woman then gives a blowjob to the man, thus sucking off the menstrual residue.
Did you hear? Emily gave Steven a Deep Fried Lobster!
by vizviz June 24, 2007
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