A bump/raised hard bit of skin on the side of your finger where you hold a pen/pencil caused by writing for a long time. (like some FOBs do)
by FOBby John May 28, 2008
Get the FOB finger mug.Where someone can undo someone's bra with a finger and a thumb. It is easy to do, but not to understand... It involves squeesing either part of the strap and releasing.
Betty: God, I hope Jonny doesn't do that ninja shit thing today...
Jonny: TWO FINGER NINJA TECHNIQUE!!!
Betty: For fuck's sake
Jonny: TWO FINGER NINJA TECHNIQUE!!!
Betty: For fuck's sake
by Ill Hubs November 8, 2009
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When a female's vagina hole is so extremely large, one can fit 4 fingers from each hand into it, therefore "diving" their hands inside the female
Guy 1: Dude! How'd it go with that chick last night?
Guy 2: It was nasty yo. I didn't know she was so loose. I had to 8 finger dive that bitch.
Guy 2: It was nasty yo. I didn't know she was so loose. I had to 8 finger dive that bitch.
by I Know Raunchy Terms November 13, 2009
Get the 8 finger dive mug.The act of getting drunk and then posting outlandish and regrettable comments and or status'.
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"No buddy, that would be a beer dispensing blowjob machine"
"Man chris i told you to stop Crunk FBing"
"No buddy, that would be a beer dispensing blowjob machine"
"Man chris i told you to stop Crunk FBing"
by TheScenario April 9, 2010
Get the Crunk FBing mug.A "disease" that a male has, where he is very talented with his fingers on a girls body.( Especially in the area down below) 2. One who can turn a girl on very easily.
The boy I was with last night must have had the magic finger disease! He really turned me on with those magical fingers!
by thrustinjustin October 13, 2010
Get the magic finger disease mug.Some one with a deformed hand who finds it hard to hold objects without dropping them, used in similar circumstances as butter fingers.
John tries to pick up the glass but drops it on the floor
Peter: nice one squid fingers...
Mike: Have you seen that boy who's in our Sociology class, he's got a bad case of squid fingers
Peter: nice one squid fingers...
Mike: Have you seen that boy who's in our Sociology class, he's got a bad case of squid fingers
by squidfinger December 1, 2010
Get the Squid finger mug.a person who is wiping one's self with a generic brand or a one-ply piece of toilet paper after defacating will often experience a brown finger surprise. a brown finger surprise is caused by ungraceful shoving of toilet paper into one's butt hole with such force that it will tear at the pressure points (fingers) thus causing left over excretments to lodge into one's fingernails or get stuck onto other parts of their finger. to avoid a brown finger surprise be sure to by two-ply or double or triple fold the one-ply sheets.
guy 1: hey what toilet paper do you use?
guy 2: oh i use *insert generic store brand of toilet paper here* all the time. its cheap.
guy 1: oh i used that once but was to lazy to triple up on the sheets and got a brown finger surprise. it was all stuck in my fingernails and i smelled literally like shit for my date
guy 2: oh dude that is horrible if you are really that lazy buy charmin it holds together nice
guy 1: well ever since then i have and no brown finger surprises
guy 2: nice
guy 2: oh i use *insert generic store brand of toilet paper here* all the time. its cheap.
guy 1: oh i used that once but was to lazy to triple up on the sheets and got a brown finger surprise. it was all stuck in my fingernails and i smelled literally like shit for my date
guy 2: oh dude that is horrible if you are really that lazy buy charmin it holds together nice
guy 1: well ever since then i have and no brown finger surprises
guy 2: nice
by my name is a secret shhh December 2, 2010
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