Skip to main content

Feed my lizard

An excuse to leave an online chat room, mainly for gaming, to go and masturbate
"You ready to start the next match?"
"Hol' up I need to feed my lizard"
by Sick kackis August 15, 2020
mugGet the Feed my lizardmug.

Feed the U

To do something utterly disgusting but also required. The expression came about when a guy was sharing a small hotel room with his new girlfriend. After passing a stool in the morning, he discovered that the flush didn't work. Rather than face the embarrassment of letting his new flame witness his morning defecation, he dropped to his knees, grabbed the turd and manually fed it through the u-bend.
"I really don't want to do this but I've got to feed the u"
by horndog2017 July 5, 2017
mugGet the Feed the Umug.

Feed The Wagon

To insert ones penis into a woman's vagina.
George: Did you and Stacy hang out last night?

Bob: Yes we did.

George: Did you feed the wagon?

Bob: Yes the Wagon was well that night, try it out sometime.
by feed the wagon August 16, 2012
mugGet the Feed The Wagonmug.

Feeding the baby bird

When you're having sex with two girls and you pull your cock out of one of the girl's pussies and shoot jet after jet of hot, nourishing cum in the other girl's mouth and proudly exclaim, "you're welcome".
She could barely wait until I fed the baby bird. They both begged me for my cum. I had to get busy feeding the baby bird.
by ol' saddleface August 20, 2018
mugGet the Feeding the baby birdmug.

Ninja Feed

Ninja Feed = Weed
Only applicable if you roll with NinjaSkinz
see also Ninja
Man, that j is stacked with Ninja Feed!
My Ninjas are all empty... gonna have to score some Ninja Feed.
by fork masta October 24, 2004
mugGet the Ninja Feedmug.

feeding the cow

When a woman leaves with men and gives vague reasons as to why she was not present in the bar with you.
Michelle left the bar to go with the guys "feeding the cow"
by UntamedFox October 12, 2017
mugGet the feeding the cowmug.

feeding face

a mix of "Feeding" and "Going face", kinda similar vibes to overextending
"oh god he's feeding face, his whole army is gone"
by Jbelle July 21, 2024
mugGet the feeding facemug.

Share this definition