what is eating you?

what's wrong with you?

Mehdi: What is eating you?
Sufi: Nothing, dude.

by mehdi-sufi August 30, 2014

Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake

When you are with a girl and she shows signs and celebrates but you still get no pussy

Kas***: Bro I am with Tze** for the past 5 months but I still get no pussy
Nik***: Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake

by Tzeni Dimopoulou April 9, 2022

Banana-Eating Jungle Monkey

Harvard Professor Henry Louis Gates, Jr.

Wow! That Henry Louis Gates, Jr. is a Banana-Eating Jungle Monkey!

by Pathomaniac July 31, 2009

lesbian eating out

For a woman to eat out another woman it feels awesome

1st make sure your naked and are both wet then finger her then wipe ur fingers on her breasts then sit on her breasts do what u want
Next suck her out still on her breast and lick away

Janet and I love lesbian eating out

by totall sexpert August 25, 2014

jeb bush is eating a live puppy

A throw-away joke from a Family Guy episode (Episode 16 Season 4)

"Hmm, Florida. Just think somewhere in this state right now, Jeb Bush is eating a live puppy."- Stewie

by JRSweeTooth June 23, 2016

Parrot eating

Parrot eating occurs after murdering someone... it is a term from the pagemaster It refers to the contex "Kill him and eat his parrot," if you add this onto the end of a threat it becomes either more servere or more jokingly.

"Lets kill him and eat his parrot!" says one pirate to another as he stabs the man in question through the chest.

"OHHH Dani is gonna kill you, she is gonna kill you and eat your parrot!" says Julia to Maddie after hearing Maddie tell Kathleen Dani's secret.

by Jewelia December 13, 2004

Pie Eating Contest

A lesbian orgy

My girlfriend went to a pie eating contest at the fair, and doesn't like hot dogs any more.

by cloudedview August 1, 2008