Eli

Probably smart, but also fucking ugly. Can give good advice. You might be an Eli. Most Eli's are scared of women.

Person 1: I can't remember how a jet engine works.
Person 2: I'll call Eli...

by Rd4rtg September 5, 2023

Eli

Eli is a villan, he’s one of them villains that’s the main character in a book, he’s the one that you follow, and you begin to understand why he does the shit he does. Fr a joker backstory

Eli is also known as 58goat

by birdyy_edits October 16, 2021

Elies

Generally fantastic in the bedroom. Views the hearts of others as pawns in their ultimate game of life. They generally think of themselves and no one else. Hates barking dogs on Sunday mornings. Normally an anarchist and emotionless.

Person 1: Did you see that guy angrily throwing eggs off the balcony? Person 2: It was probably an Elies

by Bitterbabe27 February 22, 2019

tia and elis

Not meant for each other at all

Tia and Elis can never be together as Eli’s is a prick

by Not me so dont tbink jts me June 23, 2024

Ely-Sam

Ely-Sam is the most wonderful soul out there. Having him as a friend might kill you laughing out loud but it’s worth it.
He has amazing skills in bed but in virtual life. Indeed, he’s the reknown e-sport manager.
You’ll always recognize him thanks to his precious caps !!

Someone: Hi Ely-Sam !

Ely-Sam: sac a fiak call me ely !

by Ely-sam the boss November 21, 2021

Eli

Eli is someone addicted to stake.com, he will gamble your life savings away with no regret. His haircut possibly costs less than the change in his pockets.

Boyfriend: Bitchass eli is on stake again.

Eli: Bro shut up it's due it's going to hit

by YoungLean40 October 17, 2022

Elis

Nejtrapnejsi věc na světě

Omg to fakt udělala? To je ale Elis

by XxX_pussylicker69_XxX March 23, 2020