doufofakas

Doo - fof - a- kass

A person who embodies all the characteristics of a Douche bag and a F*ckin asshole

Jimmy is acting like a doufofakas today

Ever since sally got the promotion she has been a royal doufofakas

by Mr. Steve September 15, 2007

duffitt

(noun) An urgent need to have sexual intercourse in the outdoors

God man, I really need to duffitt. Do you feel that too?

by Count D May 15, 2008

duff hunting

A female trying to cover her defaults by finding another one worse than her.

Heather was duff hunting looking for a friend fatter, dumber, and uglier than her so maybe the boys would notice her.

by RayLee June 2, 2008

DUFF

Desiganted Ugly Fat Friend. A common acronym used in male cliques. Used to refer to the girl that the "hot chicks" bring along to distract the "Wingman" (every male clique has one, his job is to intercept the DUFF.) so the ycan have the more desirable males of the group.

"Dude, you sooooo got the DUFF tonight."

by TXwolfman817 February 24, 2009

duff sack

a duffle bag filled with illegal substances usually marijuana

I dropped my whole paycheck on a duff sack of that icky sticky leaf

by flash gordon9989 March 12, 2009

Duffed

Verb (past tense) : The act of being penetrated in one's anus by sac encased male genitalia. Often leads to a tearing of the inner anus, causing the need for stitches. Causes sticky situations when the Duffer has to tell the Duffee's parents.

"Man, my butthole hurts! I really got Duffed last night!"

by NeverBeenDuffed January 26, 2009

Duff

V. To plan a sexual encounter and back out soon after, to stand up.

He said he wanted to be with me, but then he duffed out and changed his mind.

by Laurie-Bell February 1, 2009