Dial Douche

Somebody who texts you "what's up" and never responds when you send a reply. It's safe to assume that this person doesn't know dick about his or her balls and they probably listen to Juicy J.

Yeah bro who knows, he texted me once but never hit me back. He's an imperial dial douche.

by The Big Beans March 14, 2014

douche kit

someone who has surpassed being a douche bag; no longer just the bag, but the entire kit.

He's such a douche kit, playing his girl like that.

by fucktreesiclimbbouysmotherfuck January 4, 2010

Top Douche

of a group of douche bags, the one who seems to be the leader

"dude, those guys are douchebags"
"ya but that guy seems to be the Top Douche"

by J-Russ February 11, 2009

Douche-ass

One who exemplifies the overbearing qualities of a douchebag and at all other times is just an asshole.

Howie is such a douche-ass. He makes all them douchebags look cool.

by eiwoh May 1, 2014

douche over

when a female tries to make a dude look cool and ends up making him look like a douche.

Angela gave Jared a douche over and now I cannot stand that guy.

by Spaz Out August 28, 2009

Douche Doucher

One who is so dirty that he has to douche the douche.

fuck you, you Douche Doucher

by Blizzy10 October 9, 2008

Douche Container

a vessel in which you store you douche contents

Example: yo that person is such a Douche Container
example 2: your moms vagina

by Yelsew T-Wreckya March 3, 2010