Douche-Tard

A majorly retarded douche-bag. Self explanatory.

Russ Thompson can be a major douche-tard at parties.

by WouldntULikeToKnow August 31, 2014

Shitty Douche

A mixture of an asshole and a douchebag. Used as an insult to specifically a man.

You're cheating on me? You shitty douche!

by HCoS JC December 8, 2014

creamy douche

A guy who is such a big douche that douche alone does not suffice... He is a used douche bag, a creamy douche.

That guy is wearing skinny jeans, getting rejected by all the chicks in the bar, and he still thinks he is cool...what a creamy douche.

by goatballs December 26, 2013

Douche Johnson

A faggot with a small penis. And a douche.

Stop being a Douche Johnson.

by Mexican jumping bean April 6, 2015

douche chameleon

A male who transforms into the type of douche he is surrounded by.

Chris is a douche chameleon; when he's around Dave, he's a guido douche, but when he's around Joe he's a money douche.

by basicde June 3, 2015

Douche Puffette

A grotesquely overweight narcissistic amazon woman who believes the world revolves around her, her bad credit, and her inability to control her intake of alcohol. Often reads by flashlight while explaining how your problems relate to her life.

After listening to that douche puffette talk about sobriety I'm totally ready to slam fireball and suck the glass dick.

by OG Bobby Hill November 23, 2019

Texas Douche

When your turd hits the water in the toilet so hard it backsplashes all over your ass.

"You're such a Texas Douche...no better than an ass covered in shit water."

by Cabaluchi February 20, 2020