Douche-Loop

The area of Old Town Scottsdale, AZ that consists of nightclubs such as: El Hefe, Hi-Fi, Bottled Blonde and Bevvy. Douchy nightclubs are positioned on a one way “loop” where overdressed drunk people make bad decisions and pay too much for vodka Red Bull’s and Jaeger bombs.

I saw 6 fights and 13 drunks girls crying waiting for my Uber to pick me up from the Douche-Loop.

by Amyblackwellcomedy June 2, 2018

Douche-a-litus

A contageous disease, often caught by fellow friends, resulting in 'douche' symptoms.

'OMG WTFBBQ?! I just caught douche-a-litus from that douche over there.'

by TandC May 5, 2009

douche on the loose

A douche bag roaming free and unattached looking for his next victim.

Ansley finally broke up with her boyfriend. Now he's a douche on the loose.

by gasummer09 May 30, 2009

Douche Blindness

1. The inablitly to see that a person is a douche bag.

2. The inablity to self-realize doucheyness.

1. "Why is she talking to that collar popper?"

"Mindy? Total douche blindness."

2. "I'm going out with Mindy tonight, Ed Hardy or Tap Out brah?"

by JTHome September 10, 2010

Douche Empress

An extreme version of the term douche bag (a demeaning obscenity using reference to a tool women use during their period). It is a play off of the name "Douche Lord", usually referencing men. A Douche Empress is reserved for women and would reference that a person is beyond a douche bag- and requires a more demeaning term.

I can't stand that bitch we work with, she is such a Douche Empress.

by WestATLien April 21, 2010

Douche Gauntlet

The long pathway you must encounter in certain social setings that is chock full of douchebags who all have some sort of witty comment fueled by either liquid courage or the delight they find in eachother's company.

This is mainly experienced by younger, more attractive girls who have to walk past a crowd that is typically all males dressed very similarly, drinking the trendy drink of the week and being extra single and alone.

Kendra- "The worst part of being a cocktail waitress is having to run the Douche Gauntlet every time I pick up a round of drinks from the well."

Trina- "Oh, I know .. . . . try making your way to the bathroom past all of the ass hats"

by KK Vegas August 2, 2010

PoePouche The Douche

Edgar Allan Poe

A way to describe Edgar Allan Poe and his all around entitled way of speaking

PoePouche the Douche states,"Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality."

by Poehater626 December 4, 2018