douche dart 

An imaginary weapon shot at people who fit the description of douche bag. Usually when using a douche dart, people hold up any object they may be carrying and pretend to use it as a gun. Also, douche dart firers must make the best "dart" noise they can.

I saw Trevor walking down the hallway with his hair spiked and I just had to shoot him with a douche dart.

or

"Hey Kyle, did you see me shoot him with my douche dart?"

"Yeah! He totally deserved it...that douche bag."

douche dart by 79GoldenWings September 23, 2009

Douche Bag 

That guy who does obnoxious covers of Disney songs and plays guitar when everyone else just wants to chill.

Harry: In the real world, I'm what people call a douche bag. I'm like Jesse McCartney. I'm like....Jesse McCartney's douche.

Douche Bag by MoonshoesPotter234 May 14, 2011

douche-canoe 

a person who is literally afloat in the vile refuse of used water and viegar that is douche

That dude sucks, he is a total douche-canoe

douche-canoe by Sennex July 30, 2010

Douche Cookie 

A hardened yeast deoposit in a used douche bag.

Sally has a bag full of douche cookies.

That guy is a total douche cookie.

Douche Cookie by David Klein September 16, 2005

douche face 

The characteristic face made by a douche bag who is trying to look 'tough.'

Though such a face is an intrinsic quality of ANY douche bag, it's most frequently manifest through accentuated or otherwise puffed-out lips and squinted eyes which may or may not be accompanied by a slight hiking-up of the shirt to show one's recently pumped-up six pack.

"I was trying to look respectable, but Ian was totally making a douche face during the group photo!"

*Note* Visible examples are available on the appropriately named "hot girls with douche bags" website. (look it up).

douche face by obviously April 22, 2008

Douche Master 

the person who wrote the last entry for douche master.

Rod: fuck you, quit being a douche baguette

Todd: I'm not the one who's a complete douche master

Douche Master by potatoes April 18, 2006

douche bag workout 

A gym workout focused entirely on the chest and arms. Repeated several times per week while totally neglecting legs,back,etc.
Typical d-bag workout attire: "Tapout" or "Affliction" shirt,skullcap or ballcap worn backwards,tribal tattoos.

"I couldn't get a good workout today; some fags were doing a douche bag workout and hogged all the benches."

douche bag workout by TYSON1 February 27, 2009