Diamond Joe

When you put a bump of coke on the tip of a balloon that’s filled with nitrous, and you inhale the bump and the nitrous simultaneously

It was all fun and games until Luke proposed that we end the night with a round of Diamond Joe’s. It was then that we realized that our new friend was indeed a Jedi Master.

by Quadboobasaurus August 9, 2022

Diamond Jubilee

Condoms are expensive in the Englisg ghetto. Many youth are resorting to spent snack packaging as improvised contraceptive. Jolly ho.

Benjamin's contraceptive funds ran a bit skint, so he and Ema polished off a bag o crisps and wrapped his wee lilly dangler in the Queens Diamond Jubilee.

by Holy hog Truck June 3, 2022

Black Diamond Purple Tar Tar the Mother Fucking Don

A young rapper who made his big hit Rep 2020. He is aspiring to reach the highest of Levels

Did you hear about Black Diamond Purple Tar Tar the Mother Fucking Don? He is now a level 90

by BlkDmdPurp November 23, 2021

Moist Diamond

Referring to a middle-aged married woman, known for having moist hands and wearing diamond engagement rings.

God, look over at the Moist Diamond over there, she's already been with 6 people tonight.

by HowdsItGoing March 17, 2025

Diamond Wagon

precious stone consisting of a clear and colourless crystalline form of pure carbon, the hardest naturally occurring substance that is in a wagon.
It is alsoa youtuber called diamond wagon

A:Omg is that a diamond wagon
B:I also heard he is a youtuber

by Diamond Wagon November 29, 2019

Diamond "Dallas" Paige Wilson: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are tou addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 1: Diamond "Dallas" Paige Wilson: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

put my mouth where your diamond is

Take of on "put your money where your mouth is", meant to offer a "treat" to your loved one

"Sorry for that, but oh what a great 60 seconds! please, allow me to return a favor"

"Oh, you're just saying"
"No, I am willing to put my mouth where your diamond is"

by goldlicker July 30, 2021