Mega McMooch mule rig drill rib driver 9000

The act of approaching and restricting an unsuspecting friend and slowly driving your fist into the side of their rib cage, constantly increasing pressure and violently twisting your fist back and forth like a rig drill. Its very painful and uncomfortable.

While applying the torture treatment, it is common to shout out "Mega McMooch mule rig drill rib driver!"

It is also common practice to engage in the act of making a fist and twisting it just enough to let your victim see it happen a few times, minutes before its coming. This helps immensely to build anxiety in the target.

It is much like a noogey but applied to the side rib cage.

Yo Sick! Nick just gave Levi a serious mega mcmooch mule rig drill rib driver 9000

by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010

Neighbor driver

when your passenger in the front seat gives you directions but you know where your going.

stop being a neighbor driver I know where I'm going

by KYL35T0N3 August 1, 2020

penis pyle driver

Named for its inventor, it is the act of inserting a penis inside another penis from behind. It is not for the faint of heart.

Matt: Hey Thomas, ever heard of the Penis Pyle Driver?
Thomas: Man, I invented that shit! Ryan did it through my ass last night!

by IAmNotARook January 13, 2016

Pewber Driver

A ride you get and pay for when your in a major city and the driver, his breath or car stinks.

"Whats that aweful smell?"
"It's the pewber drivers breath man."
"OHHH thank god were in the back seat."
"I know can you imagine what it would be like sitting next to him? Now can you roll down your window and stop asking him about his life please?"

by Gregaroidson. March 19, 2017

Dirty Bus Driver Hands

When you tie a rubber band around a glove that is wrap around your penis

Dang man, I didnt have a condom but I had gloves and a rubber band. Thank god she liked Dirty Bus Driver Hands

by Steezmiester June 18, 2020

Firetruck Driver

An unexplainable derogatory term, and one of the worst things you can call someone in a video game.

Heal the tank you firetruck driver!!!!!

by anonymous January 17, 2022

limo driver

Similar to The Shocker, the Limo Driver has one finger the front and 2 fingers in the back.

I was expecting the shocker, but he ended up giving me the limo driver.

by The D's Squad August 30, 2018