Dream SMP

The one thing keeping me alive rn

Therapist: How are you coping?

Me: Oh I'm dying inside but the Dream SMP is slowing the process

by SergeantDuckMajor October 18, 2021

Weed Dream

A weed dream is a thing that your high brain makes. Many researchers believe that dreaming is the ultimate way to figure out if your body is making you higher than the sky. Lots of weed everyday.

Yah man, totally in a weed dream right now.

by Your 5th grade science teacher June 9, 2016

dream cameo

The event of an acquaintance or friend appearing in a dream without being a central feature.

"Hey Ted, you were in my dream last night!"

"That's kind of creepy Robin..."

"Not at all, just a dream cameo. I was on a date with Chewbacca and you quickly walked through the restaurant trying to find Harry Potter's wand."

by flipthepower August 23, 2011

Dutch Dream

The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes (dutch dream) while they are asleep.

Girl: I woke up yesterday to my idiot boyfriend giving me a dutch dream.

by domc July 6, 2015

sock dream

A dream in which the object of the dreamer's affection is seen wearing nothing but socks, not always involving sex but usually involving Gackt Camui.

"She just had a sock dream a few minutes ago... God, I'm jealous."

by Kipper May December 27, 2004

Dream stan

Fatherless teenagers who 75% of the time are females
A.K.A Just horny teenagers who really like Gay Smut

I saw being fully aware I'm a fan of DSMP yet i continue to bash Dream Stans to hell and back

Chill person: 'Damn, This Blue and Green Candycane tastes kinda fruity..'
Dream Stan: 'Blue and green?! Omg dNf!~'
Chill person: Tf? You mean you ship real people who have clearly stated they are uncomfortable with it, Yet you choose to ignore that factor and be a downright Fatherless Prick anyways?'
Dream stan: 'I-... BIGOT! *Cue incohearensable slurs being screamed at Chill person*

by ThtGenderfluidFryingPan December 21, 2021

dream ticket

an ideal relationship

Forget Obama/Clinton, my dream ticket is Pitt/Jolie.

by Monty S March 7, 2008