Cupcake

Another term for an underage child, referencing popular (fallen off) online influencer EDP445 when he tried to meet an underage girl.

Did you hear Bryant Morland tried to get a cupcake?? What a sick fat bastard!

by Morty Gleckman April 7, 2024

hot cupcake

When someone sticks their finger down your ass crack as it’s showing out the top of your pants.

Husband - “Don’t give me a hot cupcake while I’m fixing the plumbing.”
Wife - “No promises.”

by Kris10/10 December 23, 2017

Cupcake

The tiniest person in the universe

Cupcake is so tiny

by FATFATISUGLY June 2, 2018

Nigerian Cupcake

when you shape your shit into a cupcake and then eat it

what a great Nigerian cupcake

by pmcgeough10 October 19, 2018

Cupcake vegan

Cupcake vegans are vegans that don't do any activism and don't try to debate any non-vegans, sometimes not even when prompted. They're also called quiet vegans.

I used to be a cupcake vegan, but recently I have become an activist!

Even cupcake vegans do their part. Existence is resistance!

by VeganAlex March 23, 2024

cupcake

cupcake- delicious yummy scrumptious lovelt amazing yes yum

“omg that cupcake was fire”

by barbie_cookieswirlc February 27, 2025

muddy cupcake

Putting a piece of bread on the glass table as the recipient awaits the splatter from a night of Indian food

Bob Crane awaited his muddy cupcake

by Interloper81 May 30, 2018