public intox control (P.I.C)

A phrase used in college towns to reference a group of police officers on bikes looking for underage drinkers

The public Intox Control (P.I.C) caught Drake drinking and gave him a MIP

by Barryboi August 14, 2019

CONTROLARARISTARING

A very very very very very very very controling person eho acts like your mother
Hoo has very curly ginger hair (jks)

you are so controlararistaring!goh

by Ollie987654321 May 6, 2007

control enthusiast

A control enthusiast is a control freak. A very good control freak. Seriously think about it they come up with a new word to explain what they are. Plus they insist on using control enthusiast which is control freaky in its self. So just give up, "control enthusiasts" and call yourself a control freak!

"you are a total control freak."
"No. A control enthusiast!"

by phoop bear January 4, 2007

control geek

A control geek is a gamer/social nerd who can not let go of something, usually very insignificant and manages to suck many innocents into the shitstorm they create.

"That control geek seemed so nice at first, but she just raged at me for dropping a knife on her foot in a zombie game. Gheeze, some people just can't be mellow and have fun."
Miss Pita is known for being a control geek and makes the smallest game issues into a giant problem for everyone, feeding her selfish shortcomings.

by CyAdora August 18, 2011

Controlling

Boy-oh-boy do I feel controlled right now. Just-a-super duper controlled by the people around me. You're making me do all kinds of stuff and keeping everyone safe from me right now. Yup... Just fulfilling your duty to the broader community. Citing the number of times I've been at the gas station does so very much to stop me from doing anything. It's a good thing everyone knows I want to Burger King just before coming to the place I'm at now.

Hym "Man, I am so glad you guys are controlling me! Because now that I'm being controlled by you, you're literally making me do this. You are the driving force. Because YOU are controlling ME by doing the thing you're doing and then loudly reveling the fact that you got me to do a thing that I wasn't already doing. Neato."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2022

Irish birth control

Having strictly anal sex with your partner because you can't afford another child

Me and the misses are on the

Irish birth control

by Jiuken Stef September 25, 2022

European Birth Control

To have sex with a woman, raw dog, with them under the presumption that your name is real...when in reality it is a false name. This is used in case the woman becomes pregnant...hence the baby wouldn't be yours.

"Dude you had sex with that slut...and she got pregnant! What are you going to do!!!!"

"No sweat, I used European Birth Control."

by long hand luke April 30, 2010