Christ Church Secondary School

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yoshi from christ church secondary school had sex with that girl from sparkle thoughts

by s3xbomb August 22, 2021

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Christ

Didn't bear the cross alone. They made Simon of Cyrene help him. Just goes to show that if you aren't a central figure you (kind of) go by the wayside.

Hym "Damn! I actually feel bad about that now! Wow! Ouch! That actually hurts my feelings!"

Iam "I'm sorry. I'm sure this is hollow consolation but I was disillusioned in the wake of this grand deception and it put me in a really bad place."

Hym "It was inconceivable to me, by the way! Sounded like a pretty good plan. Didn't work but, you know, nobody has a 100% success rate."

Iam "But, no, that's why I'm so blown away by your response! It wasn't even about you. This was a direct response to an inside joke about what 'I thought (but didn't know)' and the basic assertion that 'there was nothing I could do about it'. So there. That's what I think and here's a list of things I could do about it."

Hym "I mean, for Christ's sake, if the girl had to look herself in the mirror the neglected severely autistic cuckold didn't get to masturbate because she couldn't stand the thought of him pretending to screw her! How am I supposed to report that!? And what happens when I report it? They do what they tried to do. Sweep it under the rug and transfer me to a different house. Keep the sex cult going. Damn! I didn't blame you! I blame literally every single person who participated, defended, or tried to justify it. You might fall into that category but holy shit my guy. Even I'm sorry about that one! Damn!"

Iam "I mean, I'm sorry, but you can clearly tell I got some other stuff going on here. Wow!"

by Hym Iam May 10, 2022

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Teasus Christ

A girl who always seems to be nothing but a tease. She gets you all riled up yet no action.

Guy 1: Yo, did you finally bang Tiffany?
Guy 2: Nah man, I don't understand. She got me all started but didn't do the deed.

Guy 1: Teasus Christ, Man!
Guy 2: I know...

by lazer lizard May 11, 2013

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Jesus Christ Manouver

Riding two animals (or vehicles) at the same time by straddling on both of them, as Jesus did in Matthew 21:6–7 :

"So the disciples went and did as Jesus commanded them. / They brought the donkey and the colt, laid their clothes on them, and set Him on them. " NKJV

Wapow my brethren, check out my homie who trained two of his pet tigers. And holy crow! He's riding not just one, he's doing the Jesus Christ Manouver on both! How the heck does he even balance like that?

by Paul Stompbox June 25, 2019

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nana christ

The beloved lord and savor nana christ. She always wears fur coats specifically vegan fur coats. She judges everyone if they don't have a fur coat on. It's ok if it's not vegan as long as there is a fur coats involved she is nice. You will go to heaven if you wear fur coats. The mother of Jesus Christ. :)

-"Nana Christ!!!!"
-"Nana Christ will save you if you are wearing a fur coat."
-"At church we worship Nana Christ. She loves all of us as we wear fur coats( specifically vegan fur coats)."

by nana christ <3 October 16, 2019

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