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chicago rowing foundation

The best rowing team out there. The energy is so chaotic and crazy and our team is extremely close. our land days and erg tests will make you want to die. Novices wear too much team gear and varsity wears the unis, oakleys and visors. Our arch enemy is New Trier. The boys on both CRF and new tier team wear lots of spandex so girls have to keep their eyes up!! the one day we don’t have practice our team gets separation anxiety. The dock is COVERED in goose poop. Masters are also very intimidating as they stare at us carrying up boats. Coaches on the team are very strict and spooky but also extremely nice and caring. Regattas are so so fun and we all hang out in a tent. after practice we all go to dunkins and consume A LOT of chocolate milk, coffee and glazed donuts. in conclusion, crf is our family and lifestyle.
me: *complains abt crew*
anyone: then why dont u quit
me: bc chicago rowing foundation is my whole life.
by row girl shi October 21, 2019
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Chicago Hope Kid

A kid who is academically better than others and better at sports that kids from other schools.Hahahahhahha
by Tåtyäńå October 22, 2019
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CFS (Chicago Fan Syndrome)

When you have the irrational belief that you home team with be victorious despite all the bad decisions they make.
DaBears were down by 21 with under 2 minutes to go but my CFS (Chicago Fan Syndrome) knew they would somehow pull off the win.
by MoreDumbStuff November 15, 2020
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growing up in chicago

Interviewer: Best part of growing up in Chicago?
Johnny (uhhhh face): uhhhhh... Growing up in Chicago 😬
by Amphibian Requesting death November 30, 2020
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chicago body

A big body type, typical of the region, see Da Bears skit from SNL with a Chris Farley.
by B&E9 December 8, 2020
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chicago deep dick

When you put a frozen cube of lube into someone and then provide the deep dick
I gave her a Chicago deep dick last night, it took forever for the KY to freeze
by Not Young Honey February 21, 2021
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Chicago sausage shuffle

When you jerk off 2 people while also taking it in every hole including eye and ear hole
Jack wanted to do a Chicago sausage shuffle but I said no
by Ecrotex March 14, 2021
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