love cancer

Love cancer is a type of love that is uncontrollable and from the second that you meet them you instantly fall in love. No matter what he’s done to you,you still love him.

No one:I don’t understand why you still like him
You:He gives me love cancer

by 👅Yazz👅 January 2, 2019

Hair Cancer

Puting hair removal cream into a unsuspecting victims hair conditioner.

Roommate 1: dude i just lost half my hair in the shower it was coming out in clumps ... i think something's wrong with me!
Roommate 2: Dude you need to go to the hospital .. I think you have Hair Cancer!

by Parrotmeat January 13, 2019

Mouth cancer

A fool who talks to much .

You talk to ___________ (any name ) nahh he has mouth cancer .

by GreenoceanMountainGrizzly February 3, 2020

German Cancer

When you pass down a disease by sex

"Check to make sure you don't have German Cancer

by Swagger57 December 20, 2020

testi cancer

When something happens to your balls and then they hurt

Aled has it

E.g Aled has testi cancer cause he pulled his trousers up too high now his willy hurts

by Mathew gray gubler April 21, 2021

Bread cancer

Bread cancer. Save the bread. The severity of women losing their bread.

Person 1: "My mother has bread cancer."
Person 2: "I'm so sorry for your loss."
Person 1: "This explains why I haven't ever had bread."

by Reed :) March 29, 2022

tooth cancer

it’s a really rare condition that only rylan rix has he’s been trying to get treatment for it but it’s not working please donate 69p to help rylan get rid of his tooth cancer

rylan: my tooth hurts

everyone: hope your tooth cancer gets better

by afrikan butt fucker May 25, 2022