Coma-cumming

The state of a coma that comes after hours of repetitive masturbation and thus also cumming.
Quite popular among youngsters these days, because it is said that it gives a "nice" feeling. It is addictive

Only a few cases have been reported in which people did not survive this severe condition.

Last week, my mom found me in a coma-cumming condition in my room. That was a major bummer.

by Master BeiTing October 30, 2010

Cum satchel

When you use a vacuum cleaner to masturbate and use a shamwow to clean up the mess and put it in your satchel and bring it to the sperm bank to sell for a minimum of $69 and a maximum of $6969

"Dude I just got 69 dollars with my cum satchel method ways!"

by Cum sack June 14, 2013

cum lolly

speaks for itself really. lolly made of cum.

thanks for the cum lolly!
no problem, sharon

by Berek n Derekl September 27, 2017

Cum Thrust

When one cums and thrusts

Person 1 : "I need to cum"
Person 2: "What are you gonna do?"
Person 1: "Cum thrust you bitch"

by MoobsSlowbin69 January 16, 2021

Cum Central

The greatest restaurant to ever exist created by Wil and Lyric. A restaurant where only human sperm is served in shapes of actual food. Many people love eating here. The secret menu consists of only the finest animal sperm.

Examples:
Cumsghetti
Jizzeroni and Cheeze
Cumburger
Frozen Cum Patties
Cumcream
Oreos with a special dipping sauce.
Cumshakes
Cumcakes

We also cater for childrens' birthday parties.

Hey lets go eat at Cum Central!
Your mom's a regular at Cum Central.
Your mom are our most loyal customer at Cum Central.

by CC Creators September 19, 2022

cum in the rag

A phrase meaning "dead," used ironically as a parody of mobster phrases such as sleep with the fishes.

If this guy comes anywhere near my anime bodypillow, he'll be cum in the rag.

by ooooolc July 20, 2020

Cum Cobain

The act of accidentally or meaningfully ejaculating on your own face.

Mike: Ya bro, when I pulled out my dick it shot up and I blew a load all over my face!
Craig: Damn man you totally Cum Cobained yourself lmao

by Ty Murphy May 23, 2019