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Connectishit

A U.S. State in the Northeastern region that is either always too cold, too hot and shitty weather overall. There is no action here at all and most of the people are stuck up. Also a shit ton of aggie stuff.
Aw fuck, man. I've gotta go back to fuckin' Connectishit tomorrow
by pseudonymousname April 27, 2019
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Connect-i-cut

Common way those in Connecticut's school system are taught to spell Connecticut.
How do you spell Connecticut? Connect-i-cut!
by pritix August 18, 2019
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Connecticut Weedwacker

The act of going down on a girl, and when she is close to climaxing, bitting her pubic hair and ripping them off.
I gave my girlfriend the old “Connecticut weedwacker” last night. She no longer has to go to her Brazilian wax tomorrow
by The dazzler 2828 October 18, 2019
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Connecticut Squeezer

When she shits out your dick during anal sex.
Dude she just performed the Connecticut squeezer.
by Jenkempoop November 5, 2019
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ConnectNæ

When you can't speak English and you repeat words that don't exist like the idiot you are. Correction: "Correct name".
Quiz Master: What is the Connec- ConnectNæ-
Everyone: -
by Næthœn February 25, 2020
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Conductor Syndrome

When a person listens to an intense and/or awesome soundtrack or song (whether it be video game music, opera, or classical), and they get so pumped and psyched by the music itself. That they go to the extent of pretending to have a composing baton in their hand, and pretend to a have their own ensemble of which they pretend to fictionally conduct music by. Flailing of the arms in a Conductor-esc. manner and the jerking of the head are only a few of the symptoms.
Person #1: "Hey dude, look at that guy over there. He's just swinging his arms around and jerking his head around. The lad looks like an absolute madman! Mate!"

Person #2: "He's either suffering from Conductor Syndrome , or he is a complete madman."

Person #1: " What's 'Conductor Syndrome?'

Person #2: " A supposed 'syndrome' that affects fellows of whom are listening to classical, opera, video game, or composed music. That they become a pretend-composer and have an their own little pretend-ensemble of which they act like the composer to. It's honestly quite common, people do it because it gives them an extra boost of intensity in their bones."

Person #1: "Wow, never have I heard of such a thing. *Starts listening to Dark Souls soundtrack*:"

Person #2: "Wow! You're unconsciously doing it, and you've never even heard of it ."

Person #1: "Wait, how is this possible?"

Person #2: "Well, look at that! You're a natural! Anyways, seeyah!"

Person #1: "K, seeyah!"
by GopnikGavin May 11, 2020
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Connect four

And to Adam and Eve God spaketh thus ‘thou shalt haveth a game that is fair and just, thou shalt achieve victory through continuous placement of thine own teeth in a straight line in yonder rack of blue. When thine victory is attained, thy teeth shalt be removed form the rack of blue in thunderous crash to freeze thy blood and chill thy bones, and thou shalt obtain bragging rights over thine opponent and the game shalt commence once more with the contender whose tooth was verily placed second in the game thus placing their tooth foremost in the game. Henceforth this honorable contest shalt be named connect four’
"hello good sir, a game of connect four shall we?"
"connect four, have you heard of it?"
"ah! i now have bragging rights! due to your negligence in connect four!"
by fucking idiot420 June 2, 2020
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