guild classic

The act of acting like a sandmonkey doing following day to day activities:
- touching the genitalia of the opposite gender without consent
- secretly sticking your erect Corpus spongiosum up the opening of the rectum to the outside of your homies body
- filming the opposite genders gluteus maximus
- kissing your homies
- being charming
- asking girls if they are as perverted as you are
- non-consetualy touching Femella mammary gland

I am guild classic
I was classical
I am guild

by tiggamigga March 20, 2024

Wimbledon Classic

When one farts in a tennis can over a period of time, saving up the gas to form a deadly release of intestinal toxins to share with whom ever a person reisdes with once that person has passed out/ fallen asleep. Particularly effective with small children who have a tendancy cry as a result of the experience but is nevertheless, hillarious.

I went to Taco Bell for lunch and then I pulled a Wimbledon Classic on my five year old.

by 5tc June 22, 2009

Classic Sonic and Tails dancing

A meme that started off good until a kid called Yaseen Ajina milked the fuck out of it. At this point, it is no longer funny because of his milking.

Person 1 : Why aren't people using the Classic Sonic and Tails dancing meme?
Person 2 : A kid milked the shit out of it.

by Peter Griffin tells the truth June 5, 2022

Wiggly classics

wiggly classics is a shitty wiggles tribute that act like their professional there just so fucking trash that i wanna die

what makes wiggly classics no 1 is that we talk bullshit about other groups we think we are better because we know how to use scripts rigs and shit

by snakes# December 28, 2020

Aryan Classic

A man-loving man, or a trans woman in it self, or having any intimate feelings/relations with another man, or a trans woman

"I just saw John make out with some dude."
"Another aryan classic."

"Did you hear Robert just transitioned? She's an aryan classic now."
"What's her new name?"

by _kALAFIOR November 23, 2023

classic imo

when a person is showing care and empathy for a fellow human being.

"I was really upset this whole week, but then Joe called me. He's a classic imo."

by cheaksting December 14, 2023

phantom_lazer7 classic

when someone simply jizzes inside of the anus, and gets gonnariah

Wow, did you see that Phantom_Lazer7 Classic Luke did to Adysson??

by SemenMasterLuke!! July 5, 2022