by Ricky Martin1 September 29, 2012
Get the Classic Coopermug. the act of a woman giving that good old "glock glock" "brain" "head" or a "blowjob" with huge lips the size of an apes. it oftens leads to him cumming on her nose and pouring blue paint on her.
by thebigboyflatcock January 11, 2021
Get the The Blueface Classicmug. Seven classic blunders that may befall a mortal soul if they are not careful. The list varies by region but all corners of the earth have seven classic blunders.
by The Goblin of The Nort July 14, 2021
Get the The Seven Classic Blundersmug. The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.
by Yap Attack April 30, 2024
Get the The Mondo Classicmug. by SemenMasterLuke!! July 5, 2022
Get the phantom_lazer7 classicmug. Basically this is a day where it's set on August 18th which is my birthday and all I ever ask for is a blowjob from anyone. Requirements are people being 15 years old or 16+. Has to be a girl (Or a femboy)
Classic - ''Yo, it's my birthday which is Suck Classic Off Day!''
Random person: ''Want me to get on my knees?''
Random person: ''Want me to get on my knees?''
by Rick Fork November 6, 2024
Get the Suck Classic Off Daymug. A person who is bored of going out or doing any other activity and tries to get away with it by coming up with the worst excuses in existence
-Hey will you come today at the party?
- Yo I can't man, my parents told me that if it's overcrowded I can't go
-ugh come on man that's some Makis Classics
- Yo I can't man, my parents told me that if it's overcrowded I can't go
-ugh come on man that's some Makis Classics
by ShadowIShere August 7, 2022
Get the Makis classicsmug.