Cave Splunker

One who enjoys giving in the sport of anal sex.

Be sure to tie off before you go Cave Splunking with that insignificunt kristy shes been a Cave Splunker for a long time

by Sav-a-hoe January 5, 2023

the cave

the cave, a wonderful hole in guelph, is the home to many wonderful things.

the cave is known for hosting the best taylor swift dance parties and for serving inordinate amounts of popcorn and nachos.
the cave is where the cave dwellers and the cave dweller wannabees can play wearing obama and eating all the treaties they want, without having to worry about the outside world seeing their behaviour.
everyone who has lived there loves the cave, and everyone has hasnt... wishes they had.

Q: where is the party tonight?
A: obvi, the CAVE

Q: what should we eat for snack
A: we are in the cave... clearly we should have some pop corn and NACHOS!

by cavedweller1 December 6, 2009

Cave-In

When you are wiping your ass, but you rip the toilet paper and get shit all over your fingers.

“Holy shit dude, I just had a cave-in!”
“Why is their shit on my fucking fingers? I guess I had a Cave-in!”

by Testicool42 December 19, 2024

knocking the bats out of the cave

Having sex with a old woman

Sorry I didn't answer , I was knocking the bats out of the cave.

by T592423 May 31, 2018

cave guts

a woman with a really loose vagina resembling a cave.

"hey cave guts! i heard you're suffering from a bad case of bucket cunt"

by kingpin8369 October 9, 2009

pink wizard’s cave

A cave where the wizard of female anatomy lives.

It’s wet and sticky in the pink wizard’s cave

by Hunter duckett February 20, 2019

National Cave Dive Day

The day every man or woman shall at any point in time on February 27 cave dive into their friends without remorse and any type of warning.

Today is National Cave Dive Day!! I WILL CAVE DIVE EVERYONE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHE.

by xVampi February 27, 2025