dog boner

Dude you nasty why you looking this up?

"so i looked up Dog boner today" "dude what's wrong with you?"

by Plpzlol October 18, 2015

Harry-Potter-Boner

Acquiring a boner from exposure to material of the Harry Potter universe. This could be from watching a Harry Potter film, or something simple like seeing a stick resembling a magic wand. A Harry-Potter-Boner or "HPB" is something highly treasured and congratulated amongst Harry Potter Fans.

Tony: "Dude that Harry Potter film was so good i just got a HPB"
Chris:"A HPB?"
Tony:"Yeh, a Harry-Potter-Boner"
Chris: "Gratz on that man!"

by HarryPotter is my home-boy December 2, 2010

Nitrous Boner

A boner that comes out of nowhere and stands at full mast, but then goes away after a very short period of time.

Dude, I just had a raging nitrous boner. Thank God its gone now.

by JoeRon904 April 17, 2009

boner headache

When an erection causes severe head pains due to loss of blood from the head. Usually caused by abnormally large penises.

Woah woman! Calm down you just gave me the worst boner headache!

by aboutwill May 14, 2010

love-boner

noun-a boner you have for someone who invokes a deep passionate feeling within you, sexually or non-sexually.

I have a love-boner for Simon Pegg. Everything he does is love-boner worthy.

by rosietheamazon October 22, 2011

Musical boner

When music is so good it becomes arousing.

Dude, i had a musical boner all the way through the tame impala concert last night.

by Phil lesherson January 20, 2014

pussy boner

State of extreme female sexual arousal or desire.

Ashley gets such a pussy boner whenever Jeff smiles at her.

by Romeo Foxtrot December 17, 2006