Boomer Engineer

A seasoned pro from the golden age of drafting tables and floppy disks.
The Boomer Engineer is a master of analog solutions navigating a digital world.

Often seen squinting at a touchscreen or asking, "So... what is the cloud, exactly?".
They bring decades of experience—and a healthy dose of skepticism—to every tech update.

May require a millennial translator for anything involving AI, apps, or acronyms longer than three letters.
We spent half the meeting explaining how the new IoT sensors work because our Boomer Engineer thought "the cloud" was just a fancy term for offsite storage.
by Mangled-Pangolin April 04, 2025
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boomerates

When all the horrible stuff you did as a kid comes back to haunt you being a boomer
To remember fun times but when your own kids boomerate you want to scream. The haunting of your past-present. Boomer-bummer. Boomerates.
by Sweet Sam January 11, 2021
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boomerates

When all the horrible stuff you did as a kid comes back to haunt you being a boomer
To remember fun times but when your own kids boomerate you want to scream. The haunting of your past-present. Boomer-bummer. Boomerates.
by Sweet Sam January 10, 2021
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Boomer Doomer

SARS COV2 aka COVID-19 aka Coronavirus aka Miss Rona. The virus that shut down most of the world economy, caused mass panic and tended to have a taste for boomers.
Grandma, you better stop telling me what to do or I’ll put you in and old folks home where you’ll catch the boomer doomer with the rest of the old folks.
by LordGodKel June 05, 2020
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boomer brain

Baby boomers who cant assimilate the fact that comparisons of what life was like when they where growing up have not relevance in the current economic climate. Lives in the total denial of facts. Often heard to make statements like" you young people done work hard enough".
He totally suffers from Boomer brain.
by dildoswaggins41 August 30, 2024
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Boomer Necking

When you are playing a video game particularly an FPS and you're leaning forward so much trying to spot enemies you look like a boomer reading an email. Could be as much as 6 inches away from the screen just trying to figure out if an enemy is there or not. This term originated playing Hell Let Loose and other tactical shooters where the engagement ranges are very long and enemy players can sometimes be just a handful of pixels.
I'm boomer necking this ridge so hard right now, if any one pixel moves I can take a shot.

Bro I can't stop boomer necking this angle, my back is actually getting sore lol.

- Is that a tank?

- No, I've been boomer necking that position it's already destroyed.
by ReconPete February 02, 2025
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Boomer-swooning

When boomers (and other old guys) flood an attractive young lady's social media profile post with sappy and creepy compliments. (Frequently these "men" are incels.... and frequently these "young ladies" aren't even real people)

Comments are frequently full of red hearts, flowers and lame/pathetic emojis. Comments usually sound like "Sexy" "My love" "Marry Me" etc.
That old geezer is boomer-swooning an AI generated image of Megan Fox again. Man those guys are tools.
by Jimboliah007 December 12, 2023
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