ASS BLASTED

bro when you clap the booty way to damn hard.

last night I totally ASS BLASTED her

by Assclapatous April 13, 2019

Blasting Ass

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#1
Someone playing loud music so no one else around can hear each other
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#2
Loud music in general.
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EXAMPLE: 1
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*Walking Past Loud Music*
Dave: Don't you think the music is too loud?
Jonny: What did you say?!
*Walk Away From The Music*
Dave: they're really Blasting Ass
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EXAMPLE: 2
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Robert: Did you get any sleep last night?
Danny: Sadly no.
Robert: How come?
Danny: Well my neighbor were Blasting Ass all night.
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by Davy Crockett June 5, 2017

Brain Blast

The act of filling a girl/guys asshole with cocaine and/or ketamine, and then waiting for him/her to fart, thus blasting it into the nasal cavity at high velocity.

That party was so crazy, Kelly was letting everyone do brain blasts all night.

by Charles chamberlain October 5, 2020

Bucco Blast

A home-run hit at PNC Park, home of the Pittsburgh Pirates, by a Pirates player. Considering that the Pirates suck, they are fairly rare.

A: "Did you see Garrett Jones just hit that BUCCO BLAST?"

B: "No, I don't watch the Pirates, they suck."

by CWilli May 15, 2010

blast a deuce

Take a poop. poo poo butter poo

"I be back dawg, I must blast a deuce!"

by real5hittycereal April 3, 2003

Blast in a Glass

When your jackin it and you realize you have no tissues around you, only a cup to blow your load in.

Dude i was spanking my monkey yesterday, when i found out i had no tissues so i had to "blast in a glass".

by assfartballs January 24, 2011

blast-fiend

A satisfying insult term for a guy or girl who offends you so much your head explodes.

That blast-fiend is never allowed into my house ever again!

by Beefhum February 24, 2007