Something that sits between two men at a restaurant, movie, or in a car. Can be a female or a tub of popcorn. The buffer prevents anyone from thinking the two males are "homos" and might be dating. Sometimes the fag buffer is actually a front so that two fags can go out and still be perceived as straight. The fag buffer usually gets a good meal, a movie and collects a lot of material for later extortion.
I went out with Bob and Gene last night and had to play fag buffer all evening. Straight men are so childish!
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The Mongolian Super Buffet involves one live person, a midget, and a dead body. You lay the dead body on a hard surface of your choice. The one live(normal sized person) then proceeds to give the corpse oral. While the person is giving oral to the corpse, the midget then comes running(either in costume or dressed normal) and jumps on the corpes body. The corpse's orgrans will then be shot out of the vagina/asshole and into the persons mouth.
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2. a phrase describing an anus (male of female) that is very hairy.
2. a phrase describing an anus (male of female) that is very hairy.
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A girl who is skinny because of her muscles, not from depriving herself of food. You can see her thigh muscles instead of thin legs with hanging skin. This is the most attractive physique on a girl, and can most easily be attained from running.
(1)Wow, that girl is so skinny-buff, When she sat down in her mini, her thighs didn't even squish out over the chair or anything.
(2)Whoa, I am a flaming hot stud,and when I see that skinny-buff chick on cross-country, I think she is way hotter than the ano girls who split fun-sizd raisins for lunch, and since I am a popular jock, my opinion matters.
(2)Whoa, I am a flaming hot stud,and when I see that skinny-buff chick on cross-country, I think she is way hotter than the ano girls who split fun-sizd raisins for lunch, and since I am a popular jock, my opinion matters.
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