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blind bootying

Blind bootying is often used by niggas and their homies that pretend they are blind to check a thots booty out.

This technique can be mastered by snapping on some slick shades to cover your perfectly normal eyes (unlike my homie fetty wap), then walk around pretending to be blind but just be staring at the targets booty. Once the glasses trickerino is mastered you can perform a risky maneuver by stretching your arms in front of you and walking towards the targets fat chocolate booty. When you are close enough to the thot reach for her booty followed by "Sorry, I'm legally blind".
Fetty wap: 'Yo nigga put on some shades and lets go blind bootying those bitches over there looking bad af'
You: 'Ayy lmaonaize I can just imagine my cock deep in her cakes'

*5 minutes later*

Bad bitch: 'Hey stupid ass nigga why you touching my ass? Pussy ass bitch touch deez nutz!'
You: 'My bad ma'am I'm legally blind see my shades are blind peoples glasses.'
Bad bitch: 'My bad honey, have a good day.'
You: 'Lets fuck.'
by trey the official meme October 3, 2015
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Cutie booty

A booty that is decent for a skinny girls size.
Dang she might weigh 92 lbs but she got a cutie booty.
by JJPhlex December 17, 2018
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Booty Circle

by Booty circle February 19, 2020
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That sucks booty

When someone gets in trouble for no reason you tell them that it sucks booty
Brylee~I got my phone taken up for a 85 on a paper

Kimber~well that sucks booty
by Oof lover ツ March 31, 2019
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booty box

When one sleeps under the covers and farts, trapping oneself in the aroma of said fart
Josh: Bro, I shouldn't have had that halal last night because while I was sleeping, I booty boxed myself

Kevin: Ew, you're nasty bro
by Yung Trap Lord Jr. December 16, 2017
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Booty Fluff

The fluffy hair some men get on and just above their butt crack.
Terrence, pull up your pants! I can see your booty fluff!
by Skyflyer02 January 19, 2016
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bibber booty

a marching band term. When Bibbers are worn and you look at a fellow marching band member's butt, you are not looking at the butt, but a bibber booty.
band member: "Dude, look at that bibber booty"
non-band member: "The what?"

band member one: "She has a nice bibber booty"
band member two: "I think I have a better one..." *slaps own Bibber Booty*
by MBnerd1232 November 23, 2016
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