Mac Attack

When you finger bash a persons butthole so hard that they begin to bleed.

Connor James: How did last night go?
Brody Nostril: Not good, I gave him the a Mac Attack, poor bloke couldn’t walk the next day.

by Connormacdaddy October 17, 2022

felic attack

when someone named felix attacks you

"FUCK IM HAVING A FELIC ATTACK MOM HELP"

by iloveboobs125 May 22, 2022

Snek attack

A Trojan Condom

I found a box of Snek attacks in the garbage behind my brother’s dorm

by Gosh darn it what isn’t taken October 19, 2018

Sneak Attack

The act of going down on a girl after she is pissed off in hopes of avoiding all argumental confrontation

Jessica was so pissed off last night about me getting home late I had to wake her up with a sneak attack

by Bubs the menace December 22, 2019

Surprise attack

When your getting your physical and the doctor leans down to look at your balls so you make your cock move so it hits them in the face

-bro, I did A surprise attack on my doctor once, the results were surprising.
-I might have to try that some day.

by UserR6088 March 18, 2023

ibs attack

The polite way to say somebody has shit themselves

Oh did you hear about poor mrs #### she had an Ibs attack at the bingo

by Ralph 😁😁😁 March 23, 2022

Attack on Titan

Peak fiction

"Holy fuck bro! The latest episode of Attack on Titan was peak fiction

by Goat def April 12, 2022