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anal pearlharbor

When you sneak up on your partner from behind, and penetrate them anally with out their consent
I so pulled an anal pearlharbor on that hot chick at the party last night
by ernesto smackatelli jr III September 22, 2010
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Anal Safari

"Gilbert went on an anal safari last night", translation "Gilbert had anal sex".
by natedawgthe2nd May 2, 2011
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Anal Monster

A female who offers anal sex or has had anal sex with more than one partner.

"Anal Monster" refers only to a female, and does not apply to a female that has only had anal sex once.
"Tara is wild, yo, she wanted to have mad anal"
"That girl is an anal monster, yo"
by mynameisraquel September 24, 2011
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Anal Tsunami

When a storm of anal fluids explode from the ass crack and cover the face of the earth in a massive vortex killing everything in its path
Japan experienced a massive Anal Tsunami that killed millions
by Javamonkey64 October 27, 2011
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Anal Gas Pump

Similar to the Arabian Gas Pump, except urination takes place in the anal cavity instead of the vagina.
Colby loves to give chicks he meets the "Anal Gas Pump".
by AnonymousoftheDay November 12, 2011
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analbifita

Analbifita is when a person has a crooked or oblong butt-hole.
Often analbifita is caused from repeated anal sex without lube resulting in massive stretching or dislocation of ass-hole.
by dude6135 November 12, 2013
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Anal arson

A criminal act, mostly popular in Formby (Merseyside, UK) that involves pulling down ones trousers and setting their arsehole on fire using a lighter or two sticks rubbed vigorously together. Although with the latter, a large amount of patience and luck is required. For the hardcore only.

Charges for this crime are a slap on the wrist for a man and a slap on the behind for a lady. Repeated offenders are placed in stocks in Formby village to get eagerly penetrated by passing perverts.
The first time this crime was publicly known was round the time of the infamous 'Formby Chapel Lane Slayings' in early 1956. It wasn't until March 20th 1956 that this crime was first noticed. It was a strange day in the quiet village of Formby as the then, Rev. N Demp-C recalls. The air was thick with the smoke and smog of the fires alight in the aftermath of the Slayings. Rev Demp-C remembers it as though it was yesterday because it was his brother AL-en that had been charged with the crime of Anal Arson. AL-en then a member of the prestigious Formby Royal Luncheon Club, and an avid Santa and the Carol wagon star, was lead to the stocks in the square. After a few brief words from the town Mayor the Rev Demp-C and his wife. He was perved on for 17 days straight by various perverts of the town. During his time in the stocks he also received several spankings and other attempts of Anal Arson to his bare behind.
by Shentyloaf December 4, 2013
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