Sicilian Rain Forest

The massive amount of pubic hair found in the genital region around the testicals, penis and in the gooch of a Sicilian man. Often mistaken for small vicious mammals such as the wolverine. Has known to drive sane people insane, scar small children, and swallow women whole as they attempt fellacio. In order to be trimmed, the Sicilian Rain Forest must be tackled by a hedge trimmer or chain saw. Exercise extreme caution if confrontation is made.
It took Dave almost 3 months to shave his Sicilian Rain Forest. It cost him him $23,000 and 13 hired mexican migrant workers.
by RalphyWiggum October 25, 2005
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Japanese Rain Goggles

A pair of sunglasses worn by the male as protection from female ejaculation while performing cunnilingus.
She was a major squirter... it's a good thing I was wearing my japanese rain goggles
by golfguy0830 November 24, 2010
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Japanese rain goggles

When a man puts his ball sack on a womens eyes and she blinks, this feels good on the penis.
Charlie Sheen mentioned "Japanese rain goggles" in a two and a half men episode.
by DYOMAF November 25, 2010
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Jamaican Rain Dance

The act of being graced by a native Jamaican's knuckle children. Most commonly practiced as a post touchdown celebration.
Incomplete Pass

Denfender: "No Jamaican Rain Dance for you Douche Bag!"

Receiver:"....crap."
by The Drizzler September 24, 2008
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Set Fire to the Rain

To bend the laws of physics and light falling water aflame. Made famous by British singer Adele.
1) Oh my lord, did you just see that magician? He set fire to the rain!

2) Adele's song "Set Fire to the Rain" is sooo good!
by Adele Fan 666 February 25, 2012
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Japanese Rain Goggles

A phrase that means nothing whatsoever and can be interpritated however you want !
Adam: OMG my girlfriend let me give her japanese rain goggles last night

Jim: I was thinking of getting my little bro that
Adam: you were going to put your balls on your brothers face
Jim: What no ! I was going to get him Small goggles that keep rain out of his face
by Bob te dude November 29, 2016
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Rain Cake

What happens to cake in the field when you forget to cover it up with cellophane.
Guy #1: "Hey Benji, what's in this one?!"
Guy #2: "Cake."
Guy #1: "No, no cake, it RAIN CAKE, you make RAIN CAKE!"
by birdistheword5 March 11, 2011
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