Alaskan snowflake

A cold iced water poured in a woman’s vagina.

Did you hear Sindhi gave herself a Alaskan snowflake

by Alaskan Snowflake October 4, 2019

Alaskatarian

Alaskatarians are Alaskans who generally call themselves vegetarians, but when you offer them meat or fish that you killed or harvested, they almost always jump at the offer.

Myra: “I’m vegan and gluten free.”
Kelly: “Do you wanna come over to eat fish that I caught in the Kenai River and this caribou that my dad shot up in the Brooks Range?”
Myra: “Absolutely! I’ll bring over some blueberries and cranberries for dessert.”
Kelly: “You’re a real Alaskatarian.”

by kellysue94 October 26, 2019

Alaskan King Crab

When you put your hand in ice water for about five minutes to get it really cold before shoving all five fingers inside your girlfriend's vagina and asshole. Unrelated to the Alaskan Pipeline and Alaskan Snow Dragon.

I can't have sex with my girlfriend for a week since I surprised her with an Alaskan King Crab last night.

by AsparagusPiss November 23, 2019

Alaskan ski mask

When a female masterbates with icy hot In extremely cold weather

Yea dude I saw Karen doing the Alaskan ski mask last night on the porch

by RocoReTaRd December 1, 2019

alaskan fireman

while engaging in vaginal intercourse before ejaculation the male pulls out a lighter and sets the womans pubis a flame and puts it out with his cum!!!!!!!!

lastnight was so fun cause kodys mom lets me do the alaskan fireman on her!
gross i cant believe you let kody do the alaskan fireman on you, you sick whore

by hillybillydonkey March 13, 2020

Alaskan wind tunnel

The process in which a person takes a can of compressed air and proceeds to blast it within their anal cavity until the area of contact becomes dry, cold, and then later wet again.

Guy 1: sorry bro can’t go out my mom caught me doing the Alaskan wind tunnel again and is making me clean up my mess.

Guy 2: bro I told you, you need to keep that shit on the down low man. Makes a mess if you don’t preform it right.

Guy 1: I will keep that in mind, I was thinking about using a tarp next time.

by Han scoliosis March 30, 2020

alarra

Alarra is an athletic young girl who works hard and never gives up an is so friendly

Alarra is a very bright girl

by Charlie damelo September 18, 2020