Danone: have you had your first kiss yet?
Ian: yeah, and I've had my second first kiss too *wink*
Danone: *gags*
Ian: yeah, and I've had my second first kiss too *wink*
Danone: *gags*
by Erinmnoah May 27, 2016
Get the Second First Kiss mug.A boner (erection) received from something you are not actively involved in. It is used to describe how a boner is brought about.
by raladical December 30, 2011
Get the Second degree boner mug.Refers to the period in which one may perform any sensual act without being badgered about getting another's sloppy seconds. This period differs from person to person, to group of people.
Guy 1: Dude, I just made out with Angela
Guy2: Aww man, you just got all of Josh's sloppy seconds
Guy1: No mufuckah, the Sloppy seconds period has been up. they broke up a month and a half ago.
Guy2: Aww man, you just got all of Josh's sloppy seconds
Guy1: No mufuckah, the Sloppy seconds period has been up. they broke up a month and a half ago.
by magicman9516 October 20, 2011
Get the Sloppy seconds period mug.That split second just as you realise something really bad has/is about to happen, your stomach feels like you're falling off the top of a tall building and your sphincter grips up tighter than a Duck's Arse.
1. I was in the office late at night and thought the place was empty, I was just about to start Rounding up the tadpoles when a cleaner walked in! There was a sphinct-o-second moment while I frantically packed my todger away.
2. Sent a sext message saying "I'll be home in 5, lube yourself up!" and as I hit sent, I saw "Received: mother in law" !
2. Sent a sext message saying "I'll be home in 5, lube yourself up!" and as I hit sent, I saw "Received: mother in law" !
by ADzski March 7, 2019
Get the sphinct-o-second mug.In physics, Newton's second law of motion is a relationship between the acceleration of an object and the forces that act on it. The law states that the sum of the forces applied to an object in an inertial frame of reference is the product of its acceleration by its mass.
Her: "Come over"
Me: "I can't, I'm learning physics"
Her: "My parents aren't home"
Me: *applies a constant force on my own body directed towards hers, causing myself to accelerate in her direction according to Newton's second law applied to my body of constant mass in the terrestrial frame of reference, which can be considered as inertial*
Me: "I can't, I'm learning physics"
Her: "My parents aren't home"
Me: *applies a constant force on my own body directed towards hers, causing myself to accelerate in her direction according to Newton's second law applied to my body of constant mass in the terrestrial frame of reference, which can be considered as inertial*
by girl in image April 18, 2021
Get the Newton's second law mug.1. If an article of food is dropped, the 5 second rule states that it is still elligible for eating within a 5 second interval.
2. A rule governing the amount of time it takes for George W Bush to speak before he mispronounces a word.
2. A rule governing the amount of time it takes for George W Bush to speak before he mispronounces a word.
by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003
Get the 5 second rule mug.A sudden and short rave that is usually started by a person switching the light on and off in a strobe-like way while shouting "10 SECOND RAVE". The other people in the room are then obliged to start partying hard for roughly 10 seconds, give or take a few. After the Rave is done, everyone returns to their previous tasks like nothing ever happened.
John: 10 SECOND RAAAAVE *switches lights on and off*
*a rave occurs*
Steve: Wow that was some 10 second rave huh?
John: Shut up Steve.
*a rave occurs*
Steve: Wow that was some 10 second rave huh?
John: Shut up Steve.
by Partyharder December 23, 2009
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