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noob

1. When, during a boob job, the plastic gets replaced with nougat. Then, when the woman breast-feeds, chocolate milk comes out.
woman: Why is chocolate milk coming out?
Man: Omigod! you must have gotten a noob job!!
by userfjsldfnoilsd March 25, 2010
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noob

michael desir.
Michael Desir is a noob. Yo.
by Young Shasta November 30, 2009
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noob

A person who is new and bad at something. Often used in online video games.
Ahh man you suck you noob
by D3r3k May 17, 2005
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Noob Toobing

In First-Person shooters, where a player (specifically a noob, hence "noob toobing") kills players using only grenade launchers, RPGs, Rocket launchers, or any other weapon considered cheap. While it is ok to do this once in a while, it considered just not right to do repeadedly.
"dude, stop noob toobing, it is retarded."
by IKilledKenny72 February 7, 2010
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noob nugget

1. someone who acts like an ass, or acts annoyingly, because of their inexperience with weed.
Josh: Dude i smoked with Phil last Friday, it was his second time and he acted like such a noob nugget
Joe: Maybe next time he will be more chill about it
by 02Sombra March 2, 2010
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Douche Noob

What you call when you have two gamer noobs over for a gamer party and only have two controlers. They leave you without a controler and are total noobs and dont want you to play with them on the console in your own house.
*phone call* Bring Bring Bring
"Hello?"
"Hey dude you wanna come over and play Halo Reach"
"Sounds awesome"

"Ya Im inviting the other bro too"
"Oh sweet me and him can play again and you be a dj"
"You guys are just going to Douche Noob me again?"
"We'll let you play eventually"
"Watever, nevermind dude"
"Wait what?"
Click
"Hello, watever"
Click
by TheVerdict July 14, 2011
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Tactical Noob

Sending in a low level, or low skill player first on games where death either lasts the whole round or is permanent to see if it is safe and/or judge enemy locations
"Tactical Noob Ready For Launcher"
"Charlie, You're our Tactical Noob"
"Tactical Noob Incoming!"
by vert343 September 16, 2018
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