Jerry-Bomb

Whenever a drunk left-handed bass player spills water all over a bass amp at a gig. When this happens, the surrounding people may sing Joan Jett’s “Cherry Bomb”, but changing the words to “Jerry-Bomb”.

Phil: “Oh Noooo! You spilled water all over your bass amp!”
Ryan: “looks like you had a J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-Jerry-Bomb!”

by ClamBaitSensation September 16, 2022

Jerry

Someone who is uncoordinated, stupid, clumsy, dumb, and peculiar.
Synonyms: Jerr and Jerr bear

You are such a Jerry for tripping over those boxes.

by Jack X 10 October 8, 2018

Mass of Jerry

Someone so large, they defy the laws of gravity. The equivalent to the mass of Jupiter, They can break through the earth's core and create a black hole.

"Damn, that gelatinous jello block of a man has the Mass of Jerry! I can feel his pull from the opposite pole of earth."

by bigfattesticles January 5, 2025

Jerry-San

A stuck-up Asian Mostly those nasty woman who sells houses and pretends to act like an Angry White woman with Blue eyes! She's more towards being a shitty Conservative and love to have Bats mitzvah and hates her siblings for handling the cold hard truth that's She's 100% Egg roll and not a Hamburger! She has anger issues, She loves to poke fun of Retards and for the evening she sleeps with Jewish Guys or Black guys when She's bored and Horny!

Jerry-San is the worst kind of Asian women. They pretend to be Asexual and they are full of shit, They sell houses because they think they can pretend to be a Caucasian person with a fake American Accent. Here's her Conversation with a Typical Young man who's interested in Purchasing a property:

Jerry-San: Hi Happy Holidays and Fuck you for texting me, I'm gonna block your ass
Customer A: What? Really Have a happy new year? Why are you so rude.
Jerry-San: I get what I want, What kind of house you wanna buy?
Customer A: Your so rude and you have an Attitude, is everything okay going on with your life?
*Jerry-San is offended and feels triggered in Anger*

JERRY-SAN IN ANGRY MODE: YOU KNOW WHAT? YOUR A FUCKING RETARD AND I GET TO CONTROL YOU. I SLEEP WITH JEWISH GUYS EVERY NIGHT SO WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO YOU RETARDED BEANER?

Customer A: Fuck it, You lost a Customer like me. I'm calling my Abogados and have your Ass fired and probably arrested in Prison. See my Attorney in a couple of days!

Jerry-San: SSSSSSSSHHHHHHIIIT! FUCK YOU, DIRTY MEXICAN!

6 months later, Jerry-San has went to a local mental Asylum and burned down a Catholic Church that Customer A goes to every Sunday!

by Arika Cho cho Butterface December 20, 2020

Jerry

The clown that sits on the back of the ice cream truck and kidnaps obese kids.

Look its jerry.

by Retordd June 2, 2018

Jerry

A cute boy that may be single but still talks to the ladies. Jerry can be short but can carry a big package in his pants.

Allison: Hey you see Jerry over there

Halie: Yeah he is really cute

Allison: I was at his house and he carries a package

Halie: What do you mean

Allison: Just go to his house and you will know what I mean

by JOEMAMAMAMAMA October 22, 2019

Jerry's bait shop

you know the place.

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop.
You know the place.

by plateenjoyer23 November 17, 2024