Broken Heart

A phrase used as an excuse to be a big baby.
Person 1: "Why don't you get a job and do something with your life?"

Person 2 "My girlfriend/boyfriend broke up with me! I have a broken heart!"
by TimothyClover September 02, 2010
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9 of hearts

something used to describe a filthy move (most likely backhand to forehand) ala Tyler Ennis. Used most frequently (and to this date only) by TSNs worst colour commentator Darren Pang
Gord Miller: "Take it away Panger"
Darren Pang: "Holy Jumpins!, Gave em the ol 9 of hearts.."
by fraz14 March 13, 2012
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Purple Heart

The art of giving a man a very rough blow job, and as you're giving him that blow job, the head of his cock turns purple.
Wow, that dude got the roughest blow job of his life. Did you see that purple heart on him?
by Not RyoHazuki September 07, 2004
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Heart Attack

A hilarious occurrence in which a fat fuck's heart vessel gets clogged up by years of being fat.
After years of being warned to take care of his health, the fat, ugly obese man finally died of an agonizing heart attack. Good riddance, for he was a complete and total waste of space on the Earth.
by Kongamuse January 04, 2011
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White heart

Love you - 🤍
She send me a White heart
She doesn’t love u man
by Zazazazzzzzzz November 09, 2022
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KINGDOM HEARTS

IS THE BEST GAAAAME
KINGDOM HEARTS IS THE BEST GAAAME
by Xion.Poops June 30, 2016
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Heart-Burn

A sub-species of the female genus, this tiny but voluptuous creature is the most difficult organism on the planet, constantly being a pain in the ass and hard-of-head. Truly stubborn, this mammal will frustrate you beyond belief. It is quite possible she scoops ice cream and has a diet consisting mostly of cheese.
Oofa, heart-burn is really killing me lately.

Oh heart-burn, how I hate thee.
by greasy penmanship July 01, 2011
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