“So the day after I slipped the ring on her finger, she got diamond poisoning, and we haven’t got busy since!”
by travellin2planker October 10, 2019
Get the Diamond poisoningmug. 
by Txpud63 March 12, 2020
Get the crushed black diamond grillmug. Sparkly crystals typically found on pavement in parking ramps, parking lots and sides of streets. These crystals are mined through efforts of extreme greed, mainly in the regions of San Francisco, Oakland and San Jose. Authorities haven’t pursued the regulation of the harvesting of these crystals and in fact encouraged it through policy decisions leaving the free market to drive their harvesting. Entities like Safelite and AAA have greatly profited greatly from the sharp rise in their popularity. Generally harvested by lower class populations due to the low bar to enter this highly lucrative sector, it has lead to explosive growth. Driven by demand, consumers don’t seem to care the color or clarity unlike more traditional precious stones, gray, green and blue are the most common shades.
“Wow, look at all these California Diamonds on the ground in this parking garage! I don’t think these are ethnically sourced, let’s park somewhere else.”
by midwestisthebestwest August 12, 2023
Get the California Diamondsmug. by Belivs June 25, 2021
Get the Melanin Diamondsmug. by Yikers173 November 6, 2019
Get the Diamond Pencilmug. Did Jake tell you about how he got those new 300 dollar airpods?
Yeah, that's a total diamond block house, he could get something much better for less than half of the price.
Yeah, that's a total diamond block house, he could get something much better for less than half of the price.
by Whalosaur July 15, 2023
Get the Diamond Block Housemug.